katieperez
Oct 19, 2007, 07:22 AM
One Monday morning, a kindergarten teacher asked her students what they did over the weekend. One student told her that he'd found a cat but it was dead. "Well how do you know it was dead?" asked the teacher. "Because I pissed in his ear and he didn't move." answered the child innocently. The teacher, shocked, exclaims, "You did what?!?!?" "You know," explains the boy, "I leaned over and went pssssst, and the kitty didn't move."