A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV."

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

I must be blonde...
... because I don't get it...

Haaahhahahah Not Funny

I just don't get it. Doesn't make sense to me.

I was married to one I get itHAHAHAHAHAHA,Ken

Wait, wait... I am a blonde... is the end of it... she's looking at a microwave or something like that? Only a blonde can REALLY understand a blonde joke hehehehehe

wait, wait....I am a blonde.......is the end of it.....she's looking at a microwave or something like that? Only a blonde can REALLY understand a blonde joke hehehehehe
.. or a front loading washing machine... with a window..?

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied

Ohh, Defined in DNA:D

John Da
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Edison, New Jersey
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