"Undocumented".

Since "Illegal Aliens" losing favor for "Undocumented Aliens", I'd like to take advantage too.

I'm a drug dealer. Please do not refer to me as such; I prefer "Unlicensed Pharmacist".

"Undocumented".

Since "Illegal Aliens" losing favor for "Undocumented Aliens", I'd like to take advantage too.

I'm a drug dealer. Please do not refer to me as such; I prefer "Unlicensed Pharmacist".
LOL!!

Lol!

Just like calling Binmen "Refuse Collection Operatives"

...

Binmen then!

Haha, yeah. Around here it used to be "Trash Man" but now is "Sanitation Engineer" :p

Well there's always the IT favourite.

It's not a BUG it's an UNDOCUMENTED FEATURE ;)

LOL. Thanks, Rick. That's a good one.

Well there's always the IT favourite.

It's not a BUG it's an UNDOCUMENTED FEATURE ;)

My brother in law is the computer guy for our local school system. No kidding, last year he got a call for a bug in a computer. Lo and behold it WAS a bug. It was a giant cockroach from the science room that had squeezed it's way into the floppy drive :p

So, does that mean I'm not fat, but a victim of gravity?

Nope you're calorificaly challenged ;)

Or metabolically challenged! He he!

Nope you're calorificaly challenged ;)

Oh no, CB, I am not challenged when it comes to calories - I can knock them out at an astonishing rate!

Horizonally challenged!!

And I'm not lazy, I'm "insufficiently challenged".

I'm an Asian I am automotivally challenged.

How about girth impaired?

I'm an Asian I am automobile challenged.

Haha, no. You are not automotivally challenged because you are Asian.

... it's because you're a female! :p

haha, no. You are not automotivally challenged because you are Asian.

...it's because you're a female! :p
Naughty Rick :D

haha, no. You are not automotivally challenged because you are Asian.

...it's because you're a female! :p

But I try to think as how a man thinks... :cool:

Does that mean that you're 'Fashion challenged" and "housework deficient" as a male, Rick?

/smiles sweetly as she tosses down that gauntlet

No we're not "housework deficient" we're cleaningphobic ;)

Haha, I am Definitely fashion challenged! I wear bluejeans November to March and Cargo shorts April to October, and golf shirts (98% plain white) all year round.

I own one pair of dress pants, one button down dress shirt and one jacket... for funerals and weddings.

You have a jacket for funerals, I'm impressed

I suffer from Analcranalitis. I have my head up my butt.

My boss calls that a cranial-rectal inversion. What can I call my kid that never stops talking? Does she have yappinitis?

never stops talking? Does she have yappinitis?

That's diarrheal verbosity :)

No we're not "housework deficient" we're cleaningphobic ;)
I've heard no one has ever been shot while doing housework, but why take a chance..?

I've been described as a chronic link-aholic, too

I've heard no one has ever been shot while doing housework, but why take a chance...?!


I have heard stories of people being shot for NOT doing housework...

Yeah, but I only got nicked...

/makes a note to buy a new scope

I'm clearly bulletproof! They just bounce off, so save yer ammo!