:rolleyes: I know these two are not the best songs but I need the info to resolve an argument.. so here goes...
1st-
(skit) There was a blind man, right, walkin' down the street. Passed a fish market, and turned and said.. "Good Morning, Ladies". (then the guys laugh and the song starts)

Chorus:
Coc 45 and 2 zigzags, maybe that's all we need.
Roll to the club, on some dubs,
Smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijiuna burn, We will take our turn,
Singin' them dirty rap songs.
Pass around the bong like Cheech and Chong,
And get high from here to Hong Kong

(then it goes on to say I met this girl from.. every state through the whole song.. but here is an example of one of the "states")

I met this girl from Hawii, Stuck in her A** and she said Awee
" " from South Carolina, f***ed her until she turned to a white albina... ( and so on.. )

Roll, roll, roll my joint,
Pick out the seeds and stems.
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my? Will..

2 Song- All they know is the chorus, so I hope its enough..
Chorus:
(Girl) That's just my baby daddy, that's just my baby daddy..
(Guy) Who that is?
(Girl) That's just my baby daddy... and so on

Song 1 Title: Colt 45, Artist: Afroman.
Song 2 Title: My Baby Daddy, Artist: B-Rock & The Bizz