I bought a neat new pair of shoes at a thrift store for four dollars. Here is the jipper: they make squishing sounds. They are loud and obnoxious. Should I use them as boomerangs to throw at rats or is there some way I can wear them without sounding like Jacques Cousteau?
What can I do to get to sneak up on them without all of that noise?

I bought a neat new pair of shoes at a thrift store for four dollars. Here is the jipper: they make squishing sounds. They are loud and obnoxious. Should I use them as boomerangs to throw at rats or is there some way I can wear them without sounding like Jacques Cousteau?
what can I do to get to sneak up on them without all of that noise?
No offense or anything but it kind of depends on what they look like. It is good that they were 4 dollars so u can't feel guilty if you dod choose tom get rid of them but if they are really cute then maybe they are worth it

Beauty is Pain