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  • Jun 13, 2008, 05:40 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Tolerance,

    I hope when your stripper friend is 80 she'll take those things out.
  • Jun 13, 2008, 06:03 AM
    tolerance
    I hope she stops doing a lot of things. You should see the mother, all she does is go to the tanning salon and she has fake boobs that she makes sure she keeps maintain, her boobs don't match he body and she's 56.
  • Jun 13, 2008, 06:30 AM
    KateBell88
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello:

    As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

    However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

    I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

    I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

    excon

    I'm natural and I like it that way
  • Jun 13, 2008, 06:49 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tolerance
    I hope she stops doing alot of things. You should see the mother, all she does is go to the tanning salon and she has fake boobs that she makes sure she keeps maintain, her boobs dont match he body and she's 56.

    I'm not going to judge those women because I don't know them and I'm sure they're nice people and all but...

    That's their bodies, not mine. Obviously their views of life are WAY different than mine. I like my body and the way it makes me feel. I don't have double D's, C's or even a full B but I like them enough to be happy.
  • Jun 13, 2008, 07:51 AM
    Alty
    That's just it, be happy with who you are and what you have. If I really think about it there are so many things about my appearance I'd like to change, I'm sure everyone feels that way about something on their body. The question is, when will you be happy with your appearance? First it's a boob job, then a tummy tuck, face lift, lips, eyes, nose, ears, when do you look in the mirror and like what you see, and if you have the surgeries when do you look in the mirror and say, "who is that person?"

    We are all unique and beautiful in our own way, it's time to search for our inner beauty and not think so much about the outer.

    Man, that was deep. ;)
  • Jun 13, 2008, 09:33 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tolerance
    I hope she stops doing alot of things. You should see the mother, all she does is go to the tanning salon and she has fake boobs that she makes sure she keeps maintain, her boobs dont match he body and she's 56.

    If she spends that much time tanning I'm surprised she doesn't have the skin of a 86 year old by now.
  • Jun 14, 2008, 01:05 PM
    Alty
    Smoothy agrees: Yes, exactly........and I am still trying to visualize 32 DD's......

    Sorry Smoothy, you'll just have to keep on visualizing, I'm not posting a pic of that. ;)
  • Jun 16, 2008, 06:24 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Smoothy agrees: Yes, exactly........and I am still trying to visualize 32 DD's......

    Sorry Smoothy, you'll just have to keep on visualizing, I'm not posting a pic of that. ;)

    And I wouldn't ask you to. ;) Wouldn't be right.


    I said that because my wife wears a 32 as well, but an A cup. I've had girlfiends with DD's but they were like 38 trunk size, not nearly as petite.
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:09 AM
    Synnen
    So... Smoothy... are you saying I'm not petite? ;)
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:20 AM
    Alty
    Smoothy, I'm a pear, very small upper body. My lower body isn't huge,
    But does look bigger than it is because of how small my upper body is. Does
    That make sense? Yup a pear.:D :p ;) :eek:
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:24 AM
    excon
    Hello alty:

    Makes sense to me... I'm shaped like a watermellon.

    excon
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:26 AM
    Alty
    Watermelons are tasty. Did I say that out loud? :)

    excon, does that mean we're a couple of fruits? ;)
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:35 AM
    excon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Watermelons are tasty

    Hello again, Alty:

    Yup, I'm sweet too... But I got seeds and I ain't no fruit. You can call me a vegatable, if you want... Maybe.

    excon
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:37 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    They say (I don't know who) that women's breasts stop growing at 22 years old.

    I got 1.5 more years if that's true!

    WHOPPPEEE!!
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:43 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon
    Hello again, Alty:

    Yup, I'm sweet too.... But I got seeds and I ain't no fruit. You can call me a vegatable, if you want.... Maybe.

    excon

    You're pretty intelligent and humorous for a vegetable. ;)

    BB, 1.5 years left of growing? I was a B cup before I had my kids, my first child
    Was born when I was 27, second child at 32, and that B went to a DD. Don't count
    On a lack of growth 1.5 years from now. ;)
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:46 AM
    Synnen
    I was a D cup by age 14.

    And I've definitely gotten MORE boob since 22.

    So--whoever "they" is, they're wrong.
  • Jun 16, 2008, 07:54 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    I was a D cup by age 14.

    And I've definitely gotten MORE boob since 22.

    So--whoever "they" is, they're wrong.

    By age 14? Wow Synn, I don't think I even filled out a training bra when I
    Was 14. ;)
  • Jun 16, 2008, 08:18 AM
    excon
    Hello again, girls:

    "Training bra"?? Now what the hell is that? WHAT, exactly, needs to be trained? What?? They don't know enough to go where they belong? Without being properly trained, do they peek out? I knew a girl who didn't train hers right.

    excon
  • Jun 16, 2008, 08:25 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    I was a D cup by age 14.

    And I've definitely gotten MORE boob since 22.

    So--whoever "they" is, they're wrong.

    That's what I heard from not-so-good resources.
    By age 14 I think my boobs have made it past the size of a dime :D
  • Jun 16, 2008, 09:35 AM
    Synnen
    I never wore a training bra--seriously.

    I think I went from nothing to an A cup in a matter of a month or so.

    My mother was shocked.

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