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  • Jun 3, 2008, 11:10 AM
    Alty
    I have a problem finding bras, for sure. I'm a 32 DD, clothing manufacturers always assume that anyone with a DD cup size is over 32, I have to go to specialty stores to buy my bras, and they can get expensive. I do agree with the clothing also, I have to buy a bigger size in order for tops to fit over by breasts, but then the waist is huge. I guess no matter what size you are, there are always problems.
  • Jun 3, 2008, 12:26 PM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I have a problem finding bras, for sure. I'm a 32 DD, clothing manufacturers always assume that anyone with a DD cup size is over 32, I have to go to specialty stores to buy my bras, and they can get expensive. I do agree with the clothing also, I have to buy a bigger size in order for tops to fit over by breasts, but then the waist is huge. I guess no matter what size you are, there are always problems.

    32 DD, whoa! :D I'm trying to visualize that one. All the better endowed women I have ever dated were at least a 36 there.

    No disrespect intended, that really got my attention.
  • Jun 3, 2008, 01:05 PM
    Alty
    Smoothy and excon, you two crack me up. Yup 32 DD, and it ain't fun, try finding a bra that fits, not that you two have that problem. My last bra cost $120, and it was on sale, hence the reason I only own two bras at a time, one white, one black.

    I was a B cup before I had kids, with each child I go up a cup size, the last pregnancy resulted in a miscarriage, therefore I only went from a D to a DD. Thank goodness I'm happy with the two kids, no more for me, can you imagine what would happen if I had 4 or five. ;)
  • Jun 3, 2008, 02:08 PM
    bigbird213
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nevadagirl77
    Well referring to womens breasts as "horseflesh" certainly won't get you any respect.

    This made me laugh more than the use of the word...
  • Jun 3, 2008, 02:21 PM
    simoneaugie
    Is it that big boobs are a "status symbol" like a big ?
  • Jun 3, 2008, 02:30 PM
    Synnen
    Do we women compensate for not having big boobs by buying big purses?
  • Jun 3, 2008, 02:36 PM
    margarita_momma
    You know what!!

    I have big FAKE boobs and I am proud of them! LOL. Yes I will admit I had a low self-esteem before I got them. I had small boobs all my life and was unwillingly made a member of the made up Itty Bitty Titty Comity in school. After my first kiddo was born and breast feed the little man for 3 months, what little I had (I couldn't even fill out an A cup) went down to absolutely nothing. All I had was loose skin where my boobs use to be. So I went out and bought me a pair. Now I regret it since I am pregnant with number 2. Hopefully they won't get huge and out of proportion. I will agree with the guys though, they don't feel as good as a natural pair, but damn they look good in a low cut top and heels!!
  • Jun 3, 2008, 03:34 PM
    J_9
    I have fake boobs too, but I came by them the natural way...
  • Jun 3, 2008, 05:34 PM
    jillianleab
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    Do we women compensate for not having big boobs by buying big purses?

    Not me, I pride myself on carrying the smallest purse possible. I'm like freekin' Mary Poppins with my lil' purse - I can fit all kinds of crap in it! :)
  • Jun 3, 2008, 05:35 PM
    Alty
    I love huge purses, I need to take along everything but the kitchen sink, but if push came to shove I could take the kitchen sink, it's that big. ;)
  • Jun 3, 2008, 07:04 PM
    Stringer
    I have always been a breast connoisseur, an honor earned over many years.

    Although the whole appearance of the woman is what is sexy and cute I have to admit that it is hard looking into a women's eyes when she has beautiful breasts, they have always been what gets me started...
  • Jun 3, 2008, 07:13 PM
    Alty
    Ah Stringer, a bit of insight. But, does it matter whether fake or real?
  • Jun 3, 2008, 07:25 PM
    Stringer
    Yep... no do not particularly like fake, although I do realize that there are some good reasons for having them.

    That being said; to me there is NOTHING sexier than real boobs on a proportioned woman.

    I think Excon got it right; sized just right, jiggle a little, and kind of defy gravity a little. They don't have to point to heaven, and most any shape is fine... many, many, many, many shapes... Stringer slaps himself back to reality... it was definitely fun exploring-of course that was when I was single Marta)
  • Jun 3, 2008, 07:50 PM
    friend4u178
    Excon
    Good question , I would have to go with your opinion and say I definitely prefer natural breasts , there's just that... uhmmmmm feel to them if you know what I mean :)

    Having said that I have admired many fake breasts as well (in magazines of course)

    Couldn't resist posting this little funny as well...

    A married man decides he's going to give his wife a special surprise by buying her a bra. He nervously enters a lingerie shop, but the girls take charge and help him.

    'What colour do you want?' they ask. He settles for white.

    'How much do your bras cost?' he asks. 'They're all $20' say the girls.

    All that remains is the bra size, but he hasn't the faintest idea.

    'OK,' say the girls, 'are they the size of melons, coconuts, grapefruits oranges or apples?' 'No,' he replies, 'nothing like that.'

    'Come on, sir - there must be something your wife's bust resembles.'

    He thinks long and hard before suddenly realising what they look like.

    'Tell me, have you ever seen a cocker spaniel's ears?'
  • Jun 3, 2008, 08:35 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by margarita_momma
    damn they look good in a low cut top and heels!!!!

    I'm in my special, happy place now. =)

    thanks momma.
  • Jun 3, 2008, 09:58 PM
    talaniman
    I'm a booty man, but like any real man, I'll take whatever they bring to the table.
  • Jun 3, 2008, 11:21 PM
    Alty
    My hubby always says, anything more than a handful is a waste, thank God he has big hands. ;)
  • Jun 3, 2008, 11:27 PM
    Miss Sparkle
    Boobs look nice when they are natural, if the girl is lying down and her boobs are upright it just looks bizarre
  • Jun 4, 2008, 08:27 AM
    Chameleon
    I feel sorry for anyone who's a DD, I'm a C/D cup (depends on the bra) and they ALWAYS get in the way... but my Hubby likes them, so I guess they stay. And what's the deal with underwires in bras? They hurt! And Hubby hates fake boobs too.
  • Jun 4, 2008, 08:36 AM
    DMA
    I love little A cup boobs way more than big fake ones. Small perky boobs are the best.
  • Jun 4, 2008, 09:15 AM
    kp2171
    a confident woman is the sexiest thing there is. Period.

    long hair. Short hair. Thin. Fat. Long. Short. Shaved. Waxed. Natural. Pierced. Tattood. Tanned. Not tanned. Chesty. Not. Blah blah blah.

    I'm not saying that there aren't some terrible and awful boob jobs out there... but I promise you, if you'd seen the girl I dated you couldn't tell one bit when she was standing or walking or moving. When laying down, yes, there was more firmness and more upright form than you'd normally see.

    when my hands were on her id say it was a little firmer but not distracting one bit. And when my mouth was on her, I sure as hell couldn't tell.

    so... call me a moderate dissenter. Good jobs aren't bad at all to feel or see. Bad jobs are bad.

    a woman who is confident in her skin is sexy. The lengths she goes to to modify her appearance (makeup, shaving, hair dyed, nails painted, waxing, etc) certainly can be different and wide in range... and no, surgery isn't the same as getting your toenails painted with daisies... but I've been with a woman who had 'em and others who haven't.

    id like to say I go to the gym and workout 5 days a week just to be in good health. Honest truth is I do to some degree, but I also like how I look. Call it vanity, but I'm more confident when I like my form.

    her boob job was never the end-all-be-all of the sexual relationship, and time in the sack with her was a blast. Mostly cause she was naughty as sin and confident.

    live and let live folks. If you don't like it, don't chase it down.
  • Jun 4, 2008, 09:18 AM
    Synnen
    Hey now! I'm not THAT naughty!

    ... oh wait. Naughty as "sin" not naughty as "synn".

    My bad.
  • Jun 4, 2008, 09:30 AM
    Tuscany
    I was still thinking about this question last night when the hubby came home. He said it to ne this way:

    The woman makes the boobs what they are, the boobs don't make the woman.
  • Jun 4, 2008, 10:26 AM
    plonak
    I agree Tuscany, if a girl is going to be all freaked out about her mis-shapen boobs, or small boobs or huge boobs, then she is going to make whoever she's with feel uncomfortable..

    Like I said earlier, I wouldn't trade my A cup boobies for anything, they're perfect to me.. My boy helped me to realize that I am perfect for him, when he looks at me I feel like a goddess and that's enough for me!
  • Jun 4, 2008, 12:09 PM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Hip, Hip... horray for the A-Cupers!!
  • Jun 4, 2008, 12:23 PM
    Sonador101
    You know I don't think they turn any guy on, unless he's weird or something, I don't get why firls do this, I bet their insecure or something but I don't get it.
  • Jun 4, 2008, 01:01 PM
    Stringer
    What are you referring to? Real or fake.. I assume you mean the fake ones...
  • Jun 4, 2008, 06:14 PM
    Xrayman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sonador101
    you know i don't think they turn any guy on, unless he's weird or something, i don't get why firls do this, i bet their insecure or something but i don't get it.

    Liking real or fake boobs does not make you weird and having fake ones does not mean that you are insecure.

    If a woman's breasts were damaged due to surgery or removed would that instantly make the woman "insecure"-no she would feel better with breasts real or fake.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 05:48 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Xrayman
    Liking real or fake boobs does not make you weird and having fake ones does not mean that you are insecure.

    if a womans breasts were damaged due to surgery or removed would that instantly make the woman "insecure"-no she would feel better with breasts real or fake.

    I know I for one consider reconstructive surgery exempt from the likem-hatem argument.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:36 AM
    talaniman
    When I see fake boobs, I think of the boob that laid out the cash! Sorry no offense, but what kind of investment is that? Buy a 'vette for crissake!
  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:45 AM
    excon
    Hello tal:

    I'm surprised at you. You're usually so understanding of peoples feelings. What happened this time? I can understand a flat chested girl wanting to have knockers. I just wish she'd consult with us first, THEN buy a 'vette.

    excon
  • Jun 5, 2008, 08:46 AM
    dobss77
    Hey Excon,
    What beach are you on? Im sure its on the other side of the world than Im on. Can I come and visit, have a few beers, look at some boobs? Im depressed and feeling blue and lacking some fun in my life. Im a cool guy though.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 10:31 AM
    talaniman
    Your right, I just want a vet.

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    Well maybe boobs are cheaper.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 01:15 PM
    simoneaugie
    Hmmm, I'm flat-chested. But I'd consult with you, and praise you on wanting the Vette. Then, I'd buy a horse, to ride silly.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 03:47 PM
    talaniman
    A horse is good, considering the price of gas! But what's wrong with a flat chested female, I think their sexy too!
  • Jun 5, 2008, 06:15 PM
    Alty
    I've been flat chested, I've been medium and now (thanks to two kids) I'm well, busty. ;)

    It doesn't make much of a difference, only when finding bras and clothing (as previously stated:))

    If a woman carries herself with confidence then it doesn't matter how busty she is or isn't. It's all on the inside, really. That's from one woman to all women. :)
  • Jun 5, 2008, 06:57 PM
    Xrayman
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    Real or fake if the owner looks like this-I'm sold.
  • Jun 5, 2008, 07:20 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Xrayman
    Real or fake if the owner looks like this-I'm sold.

    Uhhmmm... Yep me too :D
  • Jun 5, 2008, 07:32 PM
    Stringer
    Yes, would have to agree... very fine...
  • Jun 5, 2008, 07:59 PM
    Alty
    Well now, not posting a picture after that, I cannot compare, don't have my belly button pierced and I'm not a blonde. Also, I'm sure I have at least 10 years if not more on her. Wait till she has a couple of kids, then she won't be so hot. ;)

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