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    Oct 23, 2007, 02:22 AM
    Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American
    1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
    2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
    3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
    4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
    5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
    6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
    7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
    8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
    9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
    10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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    Nov 6, 2007, 10:16 AM
    Wow, I just saw this... NK...
    Maybe this should have been put in the humor and comedy...
    What are your real feelings about this subject?
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    Nov 6, 2007, 10:29 AM
    I concur with my posting. :)
    Yea it probably should have put in Humor... or Christianity. :D
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    Nov 6, 2007, 10:34 AM
    What if you found out your brother wanted to marry his boyfriend or something like that?
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    Nov 6, 2007, 10:35 AM
    Start, my daughter's godparents are my wife's gay uncle and his partner. They're great people. It would appear that you didn't get the gist of the post.
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    Nov 6, 2007, 10:39 AM
    Wow... NK, I'm printing that out.

    Seriously... those are the best arguments I've heard on it, EVER.
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    Nov 6, 2007, 10:42 AM
    OKKKKAAAAYYYY, I thought I did get it... the gist of the post... Just making sure sweet...
    That is certainly why I had to ask...
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    #8

    Nov 6, 2007, 10:47 AM
    ;)
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    Nov 6, 2007, 12:53 PM
    :D Love It :D Love It :D Love It :D
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    Nov 6, 2007, 01:32 PM
    Love it too! :) I'm printing that one off!
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    Nov 7, 2007, 05:46 AM
    BUTTTT, where are the comments??

    I WANT, I WANT, I WANT, DISCUSSION.. ")

    KEN
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    Nov 7, 2007, 06:09 AM
    Well I don't see this as really a thread asking for discussion... rather a really funny but meaningful thread.

    If you want discussion... start it ;)
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    Nov 7, 2007, 06:25 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by KBC
    I WANT, I WANT, I WANT,,DISCUSSION........!")
    Hello KEN:

    I've only READ the post and I think I'm turning gay.

    excon
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    Nov 7, 2007, 06:37 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by excon
    Hello KEN:

    I've only READ the post and I think I'm turning gay.

    excon
    It must have always been in you.
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    Nov 14, 2007, 02:20 PM
    A+ on the thread

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