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Jul 25, 2010, 07:07 PM
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I need jokes about short people. Good ones.
I'm short and people are always giving the lamest short jokes to me. I just want to know if anyone out there has some comedic talent rather then "hows the weather down there" and "your not short your funsized"
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Jul 25, 2010, 10:56 PM
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There was one about a small person in an elevator, but I can't remember the details:) I'm sure your imagination will figure it out:)
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Ultra Member
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Jul 25, 2010, 11:16 PM
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Do u ever have a problem with the curbs being built to close to your butt?
Chuck
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Pest Control Expert
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Jul 26, 2010, 01:58 AM
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I don't have to worry about getting hit by the ceiling fan.
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New Member
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Jul 26, 2010, 03:14 PM
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Comment on Catsmine's post
Haha I like that one :)
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Movie Expert
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Jul 29, 2010, 09:14 AM
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Anything related to needing a car seat is good - when at a restaurant, asking for a booster seat is a good one - getting coupons or sale fliers for sales in the kiddie section could work, something like 'oh, I saw this in the paper, thought you might use it'...
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Jul 29, 2010, 01:02 PM
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How about I bet when you sneeze you hit your head on the ground.
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Nov 14, 2011, 05:37 PM
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Haha you're the only person I know that feet hang over tha curb when your sitting down
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New Member
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Nov 29, 2011, 10:16 PM
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You're so short, you can sit on the curb and swing your legs
You're so short, you never have to pay for the subway because you can just walk under the turnstiles
You're so short, you have to look up to look down
You're so short, you need a ladder to get up to the BOTTOM bunk
You're so short, you can tread water in a kiddie pool
You're so short, you can see your feet in your driver's license photo
You're so short, you use the handicap ramp because the stairs are too much of a climb
You're so short, when you tell people "I'm not happy," they ask which dwarf you are instead
You're so short, you can't buy anything from the store because the cashiers can't see you under the counter
You're so short, you're the last one to know when it rains
You're so short, it takes you less time to put pants on than anyone else
You're so short, people see you on St. Patrick's day and ask you where your pot of gold is
You're so short, when you get insulted you try to kick people's ankles
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Feb 8, 2012, 05:42 PM
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Hey I heard there's a ladder sale why don't u buy one.
I wonder what age you got your growth spurt... I guess it never happened yet.
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