If I had to do it... I think that it would have to be a weighed down body miles out to see. Check the tide charts online and make sure it is not a popular diving area. It wouldn't be a bad idea to put chum between the clothes and body to speed up the "decomposition" process either. Just using my imagination!

EAT IT!

(JUST KIDDING)

Well, I was thinking you could burn it? Because I think is doing stuff like incineration and things like that is a lot more complex then burning it. After burning, throw the ashes in some rivers in China or Thailand or the shores of Chile or something. Lol.

Do it internationally, it's harder to figure out. Don't worry, I'm no killer that mastered this art. =)

Use a Blendtec Total Blender... you've seen the "Will It Blend" videos on YouTube. I think a dead body would definitely blend. Then just pour the liquid down into the sewer of a remote location.

I think you could sneak into a cremating factory and drug the workers in the room.. then go and drag the body in.. And put it on the tray, push the button and voilà it's cremated.. and then sneak out..

No one would ever think to look there for a dead body..

Haha this is fun to think about.. but don't worry I'm not a killer! :)

OOOOO I have another one!!

Put the body in a safe, and then lock it and put it in a sink hole!!

I read that in a book

I think you should tell your drama teacher it is a sick assignment

Your drama teacher isn't missing any friends or family or students are they?

Well, I have heard of where a man cut up his wife and then put her in a tube and then welded the ends shut. Then he put it in the concrete floor of his garage, and it went years unnoticed. But, that isn't really good, since he did get busted.

I just feel weird evening answering this question just in case you are a killer. I would feel terribly guilty giving you advice. Lol

Well, you know. He hasn't been back to this post since November. I guess the odds are good enough!

Nah he isn't

Yea, I really didn't think so. Ya never know though, but I doubted it.

To be honest, incinerating a dead body is a lot of work that includes a lot of machinery. Burning a dead body isn't really too smart, either, as burning flesh smells god awful.

Woodchipper, cutting it up, etc. is the best bet, however, they tend to get messy.

I suggest to the teacher (if you DID murder someone, please, stop reading here, and report yourself to the authorities, as you are a bad person. BAD!) to find a workshop to do this work in. Your garage is not really good, as people will notice the decomp smell, not to mention, any sort of trace evidence will get noticed.

First, wrap your entire workshop with plastic sheets that construction workers use when they build homes. You can find entire rolls of these at home depot/Lowe's.

Then, using a concrete saw or a circular saw, dismember each limb, preferably in small portions. Place these in a heavy duty trash bag (I suggest double-bag) and put them in duffel bags. I don't suggest using cheap duffel bags.

Then, you can do what you wish with them. Throw them in the ocean, lake, bury them, etc. Remember to remove fingers/dental to avoid identification. You can burn the fingerprint with simple sulfuric acid you can buy at a local hardware store, and as far as dental, you can place them in a 2-L of coke and it should do a decent job of getting rid of any details. It won't fully disintegrate the teeth, so you would have to spread the teeth in different areas, as you need the entire set to do a dental match.

When completed, clean your entire workplace with ammonia/bleach, clean your car, preferably getting it detailed.

Get rid of your clothes that you were wearing when you did the "deed." Preferably, burn them in a dumpster in a less trafficked area.

Oh, and don't forget to take a shower thoroughly, and use gloves the entire time, and also a hairnet.

... of course, this is all... fiction.. . right? ::chuckles nervously::

Oh crud. Didn't even notice this person asked 2 months ago.. . man, ignore that post.

Somebodys been watching dexter lol

Note to self:: Stay away from Sneezy! :eek::eek:

Several years ago I was a steelworker and there was a story that went around the mill about a couple of guys in the blast furnace. One of them was pissed at the other. One night they were making cast, when the molten iron started to flow one guy shot the other then dumped body and gun into the cast. Both were incinerated instantly.

While this is possible it is in no way practical. This is a story I found interesting for some morbid reason.

Now would be the perfect time to move a body by putting it inside an anolog television console. I have a floor model that was my grandmothers and I know it's big enough for a person to fit inside it. Your neighbors would think that you were just upgrading.

Wouldn't the trash people figure it out due to the smell, though?

Cruise ships seems like one of the current methods. Plus you get to see Exciting places