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    Jan 7, 2009, 06:22 PM
    The wide-mouth frog
    Actions need to be done while reading out loud:

    the wide-mouth frog

    There once was a wide-mouth frog that lived not far from here who one day decided to leave his pond and explore the world.

    On the way he met a large four-legged black and white animal with two horns, and
    Said (stretch mouth wide using fingers and say…) "Helloo, I'm a wiiide-mouth frog, what
    are you, and what do you eat?"

    (talk normally again) "I'm a cow, and I eat grass"

    (stretch mouth wide) "Oooh, is that so. That's nice."

    The wide-mouthed frog then came to a huge bird with sharp talons and a
    Curved beak. (stretch mouth wide) "Helloo, I'm a wiiide-mouth frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

    (talk normally again) "I'm an eagle, and I eat little birds and mice"

    (stretch mouth wide) "Oooh, is that so. That's nice."

    Next he came across another large four-legged creature, standing on his hind legs, with
    Sharp claws. (stretch mouth wide) "Helloo, I'm a wiiide-mouth frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

    (talk normally again) "I'm a bear, and I eat honey"

    (stretch mouth wide) "Ooh, is that so. That's nice."

    The wide-mouthed frog then reached a river where he met a long green slimy
    Creature with huge jaws. (stretch mouth wide) "Helloo, I'm a wiiide-mouth frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

    (talk normally again) "I'm an alligator and I eat wide-mouth frogs."

    (turn mouth into a small circle and say quickly) "Ooh, is that so. You don't see many of them around, do you."
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    Jan 8, 2009, 03:57 AM

    Oh, there was an art to that ending, frangipanis! Loved it!
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    Jan 8, 2009, 02:59 PM

    A friend told that to me Clough... I nearly died from laughing so much.
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    Jan 8, 2009, 11:59 PM

    Thanks, frangipanis!

    It's not just saying the joke that counts, but acting it!

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