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Old Jun 27, 2009, 04:19 PM
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masturbation burn calories ?

does masturbating burn calories?

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Old Jun 27, 2009, 05:18 PM   #11  
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Or getting married to a man that will scrub your floors.

Just sayin.
Or marry a rich man and hire someone to scrub your floors for you.

I like the sounds of that.....


As for Natalie, I agree with N0help4u- everything you do burns calories. However you could make masturbating into a workout by purchasing a dildo that sticks to the floor and "points" up ↑ . The you'd have to well... you know the rest.

Self sex is the safest sex.


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Old Jun 27, 2009, 05:27 PM   #12  
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Or marry a rich man and hire someone to scrub your floors for you.

I like the sounds of that.....


As for Natalie, I agree with N0help4u- everything you do burns calories. However you could make masturbating into a workout by purchasing a dildo that sticks to the floor and "points" up ↑ . The you'd have to well... you know the rest.

Self sex is the safest sex.


Sarah
Not good!

You edited your post bad girl.

Just to make it clear, I was agreeing to the part in bold. The rest was added after I agreed and now my agree sounds really bad.

I'm going back to my corner.

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. However you could make masturbating into a workout by purchasing a dildo that sticks to the floor and "points" up ↑ . The you'd have to well... you know the rest.


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YIKES I"M outta here!!!
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Medically, masturbation burns calories but what about the emotional stress. You do yourself no good by masturbating. Why not get married to a partner and enjoy God-approved sex?
NO emotional stress, and it's safe sex, and you do your self good by relieving sexual tension. I wouldn't use it as a workout program though.

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hahahah thanks
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Medically, masturbation burns calories but what about the emotional stress. You do yourself no good by masturbating. Why not get married to a partner and enjoy God-approved sex?
???

what has GOD (if there is one) have to do with it?

sorry but move the religious stuff elsewhere


and yes it may burn about 20 calories, if you want to lose weight youd be doing it 24/7 literally to have any effect.

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had a great site bookmarked once that once listed average cal burned per activity... and i mean it had a TON of activities... one of which was sex.

calories burned during sex was sadly low.... or at least it wasnt enough to talk ones self from going to the gym for some real cardio and weight work.

so... to address the OP... yes. picking your nose burns calories. doesnt mean its a decent workout for vascular health and lung capacity.

then again... if i had "self helped" that one time when my lover turned me down i wouldnt have gone into the bath and broke the sink by lifting up on it in a moment of primal frustration.

oops happens.

sh!t breaks.

super glue rocks the casbah.

uhm... whatthehellthreadisthis?

ah yeah... alty and sarah are here.

i like watching them.

oops, wrong thread.
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If it did burn loads of calories I'd be a stick-figure (I am thin though)

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then again... if i had "self helped" that one time when my lover turned me down i wouldnt have gone into the bath and broke the sink by lifting up on it in a moment of primal frustration
Ripping off the sink and then fixing it undoubtedly burned more calories then masturbating would have.
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I'm willing to volunteer so we can find out just how many calories are actually burned for each individual sex act.

I will give my body for science.

That's just the kind of person I am. Unselfish, always thinking of others.

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