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help_ful101 · May 29, 2008, 08:29 AM

I have a girls friend and were gudd... she wants sex... so o.k I'm figering out what the best way to give her pleasure... plse help me..? :confused:

JBeaucaire · May 29, 2008, 08:52 AM

Good grammar and spelling... I believe that is a major turn-on. I'm just saying.

Dylan, right? Look, I'm actually NOT joking entirely. You want to please a woman, you go slow and do things right instead of rushing through all frantic. You're messages on this forum including this one are a mess.

Slow down, use complete words, complete ideas, punctuation... these are good things to master in the real world. Life, women, interacting with real people doesn't take place in "text message abbreviation lingo."

Since your other recent post had you trolling for sexual partners right here on the forum:
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/womens...gin-59889.html (post #5)
... I can only guess you aren't actually serious about this girl either. But as with any woman on virtually any topic, you please her by asking her what she wants, then giving her that. Usually, that works. (not always, but that's another frustrating topic)

help_ful101 · May 29, 2008, 09:07 AM

How the do you know my name?? Are you a girl?

ChihuahuaMomma · May 29, 2008, 09:22 AM

How old are you? Should you even be having sex at your age? Try pleasing her by having a trusting relationship first, and as JB said trolling for sexual partners on a forum isn't the best way to do that.

JBeaucaire · May 29, 2008, 09:23 AM

I know you're name because you told us your name.

ChihuahuaMomma · May 29, 2008, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by help_ful101

how the do you know my name??? r u a girl??

You posted your email that contained your name on this site

ChihuahuaMomma · May 29, 2008, 09:48 AM

I know I know, I'm awful. But it seems that he is a few fries short of a happy meal, so I didn't think he would have actually figured it out. He probably would have just called us stalkers... :P

JBeaucaire · May 29, 2008, 10:23 AM

I didn't think he would have actually figured it out. He probably would have just called us stalkers... :P

... which would have been FUNNY!

ChihuahuaMomma · May 29, 2008, 10:26 AM

Well, we know his last name, too... and presumably his age...

help_ful101 · May 29, 2008, 11:22 AM

So what my age... my bad 4 going off are thought your a stocker

ChihuahuaMomma · May 29, 2008, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by help_ful101

so what my age...my bad 4 going off r thought ur a stocker

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are trying to say...

JBeaucaire · May 29, 2008, 11:27 AM

Nah, 26 is probably his GPA, or dress size.

ChihuahuaMomma · May 29, 2008, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by JBeaucaire

Nah, 26 is probably his GPA, or dress size.

Or IQ!

JBeaucaire · May 29, 2008, 12:24 PM

I was trying not be rude... ;-)

ChihuahuaMomma · May 29, 2008, 12:24 PM

Yeah, I'm bad at that..