Worst song lyrics! Post one if You have one!

jolienoire · Nov 5, 2007, 11:14 AM

I would like to nominate shakira, whenever, wherever song,

"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"
Another one

"Leaving was never my proud" R.E.M.S leaving new york
Sorry, Michael, but we scoured all of our reference books, and "proud" just doesn't wash as a noun. Lions do live in prides, but we don't see the relevance.

kp2171 · Nov 6, 2007, 06:46 AM

and who could EVER forget samwell's What What (in the butt).... sorry, he just creeeeeeeps me out... again, not mainstream off the shelf music...

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" Video

iAMfromHuntersBar · Nov 6, 2007, 06:49 AM

"Slowly walking down the hall / Faster that a canonball" Oasis, Champagne Supernova;

stolen from THIS ARTICLE,
if you read it, make sure you read the comments too, some brilliant suggestions in there too!

kp2171 · Nov 6, 2007, 06:51 AM

im a barbie girl, in a barbie world...

theres just too much to choose from...

jolienoire · Nov 6, 2007, 07:14 AM

"There's an insect

In your ear

If you scratch

It won't disappear!

U2 Staring at the sun!

jolienoire · Nov 6, 2007, 07:15 AM

"Time is like a clock

in my heart"

--Culture Club's 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'

Awesome analogy. Time is soooo like a clock, because, well, it's freakin' time

kp2171 · Nov 6, 2007, 07:26 AM

heres some SACRED ground... my wifes italian relatives would string me up for talking smack about a classic...but ok...

"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!"

ok so the moon looks bigger when youre in love, but really... like pizza??? so when you are having culinary celestial hallucinations, thats when you are in love? can i get it with cheesy crust and a garlic dip on the side?

jolienoire · Nov 6, 2007, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by kp2171

heres some SACRED ground... my wifes italian relatives would string me up for talking smack about a classic...but ok...

"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!"

ok so the moon looks bigger when youre in love, but really... like pizza??? so when you are having culinary celestial hallucinations, thats when you are in love? can i get it with cheesy crust and a garlic dip on the side?

LOL that is hilarious, never thought about that one,, but your right, I came up with this topic because the other day I was driving and I can't recall what song was playing, but I remember saying whoever wrote the lyrics wasseriously on something, and I can't think of what song it was so I started thinking back to older songs, and new song lyrics and said to myself wow how many more songs I can think of with bad lyrics.. and You are bringing up some that I totally forgot about... lol too funny!

Emland · Nov 6, 2007, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kp2171

"when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie... that's amore!"

Yeah, it's stupid - but Dean Martin was a Class A Crooner.

emmahogg · Nov 7, 2007, 01:58 AM

karma karma karma karma karma chamelion, you come and go, you come and go ??? lol its stupid n ets not forget the classic that is.....

i like big buts and i cannot lie,
you other brothers cant deny
when a girl walks in
with an itty bitty waist
and and that round thing in your face
you get sprung
gotta pull up chuck....
u get the drift...the whole song is ridiculous! but good entertainment

shygrneyzs · Nov 8, 2007, 04:20 PM

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
from: Dr. Demento's Delights
Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

original recording by Napoleon XIV



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