[jmiller33]

To anyone & everyone...

I was e-mailed this just a few moments ago.


A class of 2nd graders were asked "why they believed that god made moms?"

Their response were as follows--

1. She's the only one that knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean house.
3. To help us get out of her tummy when we are getting born.

What do you believe moms are made of?

1. Magic plus super powers & a lot mixing & stirring.
2. The very best parts he had to work with, like probably gold for sure.
3. Out of clouds, angel hair, great big warm arms to hold us & just a little bit of means so we are not to spoiled.

Why did god give you to the mom you have, another one somewhere else?

1. because we are related.
2. because she like & loves me a lot more than other kids moms, because she has to I am her kid.
3.. Because we look alike.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. Mom has always been a mom, not any of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I was not there then silly.
3. They say she was always cute & nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His first & last name.
2. Does he have a job or just sit around all day drinking beer?
3. Does he say no to drugs?
4. Does he make at least $800.00 a year?

Why did your mom decide to marry your dad?

1. He can cook good spaghetti & meatballs
2. My grandma says mom did not have her thinking cap on that day or she probably would not have.

Who's the boss in your home?

1. Mom doesn't want to be, but she has to be because dads a screwball she says.
2. Mom, because she can see things that normal people & dads can't see.
3. Mom because dads hardly ever home & when he is he's laying on sofa or sleeping.

What is the difference between moms & dads?

1. Moms work at work & then they come & do more work. Dads just work at their work only & are lazy at home.
2. Mom knows how to talk to the teachers without scaring them. Dads can scare a teacher sometime without saying word, just looking really dirty.
3. Moms have the magic to make you feel better withput medicine. Dads just want you to stop crying.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Moms don't get sparetime.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays the bills.

What would it take to make your mom the worlds perfect mom?

1. She wouldn't be able to see dirt, clothes on my bedroom floor, how not cook broccoli & how to make dads farts not stink so bad.
2. On the inside she is already perfect, but on the outside she has these wrinkles like the elephants ankes, so surgery.

If you could change 1 thing about your mom what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about wanting my room clean all the time, why?
2. To get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
3. I would make her smarter, then she would know that my sister/brother or the dog really did do it.


Anyway thought you'd enjoy this.
jmiller33

[kraz]

Brilliant!!