[startover22]

> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one. You don't even
> have to like 'em!
>
> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
> turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
> pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
> company and requested a taxi.
>
> The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
> The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't
> want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the
Bird.
>
> I go out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the cat.
> The cat runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the
> cab, I don't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for
> the night. So, I explain to the taxi driver that he will b e out soon,
> "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
>
> A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he
> said, as we drove away. "That stupid h was hiding under the bed.
> I had To poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried

> to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in
> a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her
> fat azz downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
>
> The cab driver hit a parked car..

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[CaptainRich]

That's funny!

[startover22]

I thought so too, but a little weary of the curse words... LOL (for here)

[Stringer]

That IS funny, did the cabbie call the cops on your husband?

[seradee]

You couldn't come up with that off the top of your head!Very funny.weird how life throws you a laugh right?