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    Oct 29, 2007, 10:30 PM
    Two ways to look at things
    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

    "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

    "My Gosh!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

    So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything!
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    Nov 2, 2007, 11:58 AM
    Lmao
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    Nov 2, 2007, 12:19 PM
    Great!! I will use that line if my husband ever pulls a little comment like that on me! :p
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    Nov 6, 2007, 04:44 PM
    Ain't that the truth!~~LOL!!
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    Nov 7, 2007, 03:48 PM
    LOL :-) Hilarous!!
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    Nov 7, 2007, 06:17 PM
    Hahaha good one
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    Nov 8, 2007, 01:58 PM
    Love this one! LMAO!
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