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    Oct 5, 2007, 07:08 PM
    New Baby
    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 70-year-old woman was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

    "May we see the new baby?" one asked.

    "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

    "No, not yet," said the mother.

    After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

    "No, not yet," replied the mother.

    Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

    "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

    "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

    "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM . O.K.?"
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    Oct 5, 2007, 11:28 PM
    That ain't right!
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    Oct 7, 2007, 07:13 AM
    Good one... Lol
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    Oct 7, 2007, 11:53 AM
    Oh noooooo!!
    Let me tell you when we first had our fourth child, I forgot little Maxy in his car seat by the front door... (never did I back out of the driveway, but did put it in reverse) LMAO this has nothing to do with being 70... LOL
    I can't believe I just told the world that... his grandmother doesn't even know!
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    Oct 13, 2007, 04:40 AM






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