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    Sep 30, 2007, 09:01 AM
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    What's white and sits in the corner?
    A fridge

    What's white and can't climb trees?
    Toothpaste

    Why did the plane crash?
    Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

    How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
    Open the door and put him in

    How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
    Open the door take out the elephant and put him in

    There is a jungle meeting of all the animals who isn't there?
    The giraffe because he's in the fridge

    How do you cross a crocadile infested river?
    You swim - the crocs are at the jungle meeting.

    OK it's true I'm easily entertained
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    Sep 30, 2007, 08:46 PM
    I got the one about the tooth paste.
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