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    Oct 1, 2005, 07:46 PM
    Why Dogs and Cats are better than Kids
    Why Dogs and Cats are better than Kids

    They eat less, don't ask for money, whine all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't ever hang out with any drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college!!

    :rolleyes:
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    Oct 3, 2005, 03:03 AM
    Oh, darn!
    I wish I knew this about 15 years ago! :D

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    Oct 3, 2005, 08:56 AM
    Hang in there Rick,the payoff is spelled, g-r-a-n-d-c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!
    The old saying, "Grandchildren are a parent's Best Revenge"!
    Watching my granddaughter doing what kid's do to their parents is sweet! ;)
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    Oct 3, 2005, 09:00 AM
    Lol.

    Yeah, I suppose grandchildren is a possibility, as I don't think I can talk all of them into becoming Priests and Nuns! :p
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    Oct 3, 2005, 09:04 AM
    Oddly enough I'm OK with changing my kids' diapers but I'm just not that into picking up a steaming pile of poop at 7am in a snowstorm. Plus I truly enjoy watching a child develop into a great little kid versus have a 4 year old dog that still eats the sofa.
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    Oct 7, 2005, 07:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma
    Oddly enough I'm ok with changing my kids' diapers but I'm just not that into picking up a steaming pile of poop at 7am in a snowstorm. Plus I truly enjoy watching a child develop into a great little kid versus have a 4 year old dog that still eats the sofa.
    It was a joke, Karma. :o
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    Oct 8, 2005, 09:20 AM
    Lol, I'm sure he knew that :p
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