[talaniman]

Fruit Stand

A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples $5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive.

The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly apples. Here, try one."

The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly."

The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and he savors a sweet jelly.

The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but they're $10.00 each."

The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese."

The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and a rich, creamy cheese taste fills his mouth

The farmer says, "Now, if you really like tho se, I've got some very special apples that cost $50.00 each, They're apples."

The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says, "YUCK, these taste like shat!"

The farmer says, "Turn it around."

[bushg]

Lol you are bad! True there is a fruit on the market called a Grapple taste like grapes and apples. :)

[saraispiel19]

hαhααα!!

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