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If done with care and lube... it will be pleasurable... if you wash properly.. or enema.. nothing will come out.. just try and have fun

Try to masturbate with full concentration... use the same concentration and feeling while sex
Use side by side or spoon position with full body contact.. I think it will work

The best approach is linear and logical..
1. Check the physical connections
2. Perform the modem diagnostics/Reinstall the modem driver
3. Try any other access no.
4. try some initialization...

When I turn on the system, nothing works. When I opened up the tower I can see the processor fan is running ,the motherboard led blinks,no activity in the monitor HDD,FDD, even the cd-rom tray...