I think I've got it figured out.

michealb · Feb 5, 2008, 11:54 AM

I'm the one true god. Can you prove me wrong? Would you risk your soul doubting me? If you can't prove me wrong, I'll be setting up a paypal account so you can start sending me 10% of your income.

Also to the person who is going to pray to me to win the lottery. I ran some tests and I found out you had to win 4 lotteries before you believed I was the true god and giving you 4 lotteries messed up my ultimate plan so you ended up not winning the lottery because it doesn't prove my point. So by the shear fact that you didn't win the lottery proves, I'm the one true god.

Altenweg · Feb 26, 2008, 08:29 PM

On second thought, bring on the storm, I'm pissy enough that I could probably take it on and win. Wait, who am I kidding, I can't even convince people that teens shouldn't have babies (sorry, tangent, I'll stop now).

If this is a snow storm I am going to be very grumpy tomorrow, I can see a corner of my dead grass right now and I'm quite happy about it. Don't mess with the grass.

Hey MB, I told a friend of mine that you profess to be God, she told me to tell you that you're silly, everyone knows God's a woman.

Galveston1 · Feb 29, 2008, 06:55 PM

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Ooh, sneaky, I actually started throwing up now and thought that you were sending me a very clear "NO! In fact I'm going to make it worse." That wasn't you right?

I would have gotten back to you sooner but I was wiping puke from my mouth and getting in trouble on two of my other posts. No good deed goes unpunished.

Oooh! Been there, done that! You have my deepest sympathy. Especially as you can't get this inefficient god to do a darn thing. (hope you're feelin' better now)

michealb · Feb 29, 2008, 07:00 PM

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Oooh! Been there, done that! You have my deepest sympathy. Especially as you can't get this inefficient god to do a darn thing. (hope you're feelin' better now)

Praying to me to get over the flu is at least as effective as praying to any other god.

Altenweg · Mar 1, 2008, 11:30 AM

I'm feeling better today, but I'm not giving MB the credit. Tylenol cold you are a God send. Now my hubby's sick and whiny. I'm going to Starbucks for a break.

firmbeliever · Mar 1, 2008, 11:46 AM

michealb,
I have a request...
would you please contact me after your mortal body dies?

michealb · Mar 1, 2008, 12:15 PM

Firmbeliever,

That request would fall under the absolute proof that I can not give you in your mortal form. As I have said I can not give you 100% proof of my divinity because the human mind can't handle it. You need to have faith and doubt as buffer other wise my greatness would overwhelm you and you would not longer be who you are.

NeedKarma · Mar 1, 2008, 12:27 PM

I needed $40 for gas for my car yesterday. My pockets and wallet were empty. I asked michealb to help me out and 40 seconds later $50 appeared in my pocket. Praise be to michealb.

love is abby · Mar 1, 2008, 12:31 PM

your not the true god, but you might be crazy. (no offense)

michealb · Mar 1, 2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm feeling better today, but I'm not giving MB the credit.

It's okay, if I would have wanted credit for everything I have done. I would have made sure I signed my work.

jennyrena · Mar 1, 2008, 03:31 PM

yall have done fell and bumped yall's heads. lol



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