Yes you read the title correct.
God, now has a site where you can talk to Him/Her/It directly in real time chat.

Hours of fun for everyone.

iGod | Chat

Go on give it a go you know you've always wanted to ask the man upstairs those really important questions.

Synnen

My work blocked GOD.

Those bastards.

curlybenswife

MMMMMMMM he isnt interested in my anatomy scratches head i asked if he liked my name

J_9

I made him sleepy.

Myth

My conversation with igod

Me:
Are their other gods?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Aren't you saposed to know all?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am saposed to know all.
I am a computer.
Me:
Then how am I talking to god then?
God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you testing me?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so what does god to for a living?
God:
Are you kidding? What do you think it does?
Me:
sits on it's butt
God:
And butt is sits on it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
don't you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
what about war?
God:
Does it have anything to do with sits on it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol this must be humiliating for you to be reduced to a computer program
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
your programming
God:
" What does "this" refer to?"? My programming?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
aw what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
good i'm glad we cleared that up
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Yes I am happy too, .
Me:
i'm so confused now
God:
Right now? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
at least you have a sense of humor
God:
Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.
Me:
so god is a robot now? I though you were a computer
God:
Oh. Gee. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. That's good information: said you were a computer.
Me:
i'm not a computer
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A computer.
Me:
nope... homosapian
God:
Me either. Are you free?
Me:
nope entirely too expensive
God:
Why not? Tell me a story.
Me:
your a strange progam robot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am strange progam.
Me:
nope go right ahead
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
fine by me
God:
I am glad to hear it. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
you too....
God:
Bless you.
Me:
ditto
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
glad to hear it
God:
" You and I are on the same wavelength, ."? you are glad to hear it?
Me:
i'm glad were on the same level
God:
I'm glad you're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
what is happiness?
God:
Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment; joyous.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
it's late
God:
I'm awake all the time.
Me:
well then i'll be back tomorrow
God:
Interesting. I will see you when you return.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
later
God:
Bye!

Curlyben

Geee Myth, you had a lot to talk about

RickJ

Me:
did Adam have a belly button?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
who was Abel's wife?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I will try to find out.
Me:
Ask Abel!
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
Sure, do you have good hold music?
God:
Aha. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
What is the square root of a sweet potato?
God:
Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
I'm sorry, I was just playing with you. Will you forgive me?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where were you playing with me? I will become smarter as I grow older. I forgive you.
Me:
Thank you, I feel much better now. What is my penance?
God:
Right now? You are quite welcome! What is that feeling like? Glad to hear it, . Is this a trick question?
Me:
No. I am quite serious.
God:
It seems like a trick to me. I believe you.
Me:
I'm glad then. Do you have any last words of wisdom for me before I sign off?
God:
That makes me happy too. No I don't think I have any last words of wisdom for you before you sign off. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Good for you. I'm heading off to St. Patrick's Pub for a beer now. Have a nice day.
God:
That sounds sarcastic. Oh. I don't know anyone named heading off to St Patrick s Pub for a beer. You too!

He was right on one issue. I need to get a life!

Myth

Lol... I froze the program up... rotfl

tomder55

Last weekend on my weekend hike I almost stepped on a rattle snake. It was sunning itself right on the trail ;something I had never seen before or anticipated .My guard was down . The snake hissed and retreated its tail rattling the whole time . Had it not evolved this early warning system I would've had a very unpleasant encounter with it .

I made it a point to talk to God and personally thank him for the intervention.

NeedKarma

tom,
same type of thing happenned to me but I thanked the Great Flying Spagetti Monster for watching over me.

RAmen to you my friend and may his noodly appendage touch you.