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Old Sep 8, 2006, 12:48 PM
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Worst Relationship/Break-Up Lines

Thought I'd start a lighter thread. Maybe somtimes humor is good during tough times.

1. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

Worst line ever. Does anyone actually believe this? I mean really? The correct line should be:

--If it's meant to be, you make it be.

2. I need space.

No, you don't. Be honest.

--I need you out of my life...maybe for good.

3. I think we need a break.

Yeah right.

--I want to break up with you.

So, you guys got some more classic lines?

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Old Sep 10, 2006, 06:47 PM   #11  
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How about "we don't communicate?" (Translation: "I'm afraid to share my feelings with you.") There's also the old classic "It's just not working out." (Translation: "I'm too much of a coward to tell you what's really on my mind.") I actually once had a woman tell me "You're not affectionate, you're a hard person to get to know", etc. and wanted me to believe that was why she was ending our relationship. However, as I look back, I have to admit that I made the classic mistake that everyone on this forum warns against ; being over clingy and obsessive. I really think she needed some space and I wasn't giving it to her. It's very interesting that her excuse to me was practically the exact opposite of what was really bothering her. How's that for irony and a lack of courage of one's convictions?
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"I love you, but im just not IN love with you".

Oh c'mon.. What a cop out...

The first time i heard this i cried for days. Now i laugh out loud.

I must be getting better.
hahaha

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Old Sep 11, 2006, 01:37 PM   #13  
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My ex used this one as she was breaking up with me:

"I know you love me, but you don't like me."

Right, that's why I suggested we go to counseling, figure out why things aren't working, how can we try and make things work. That's why I didn't leave her, she left me. But that clearly shows that I didn't like her.
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Did we really forget....

"It's not you....it's me"?????????????

No it's really YOU!

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talaniman agrees: Another blast from the past lost love column, how could you 'cat
kp2171 agrees: classic. how could the rest of us missed this?????
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Why we broke up.....

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and
I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending:

-$65.00 on make-up,
-$150 for a cut & color,
-$30 for a manicure,
-$40 for a pedicure,
-$50 on vitamins,
-$300 on clothes and
-$600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not
her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
......I don't think she's coming back.

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Okay - just one more at the risk of wearing my welcome thin... A friend of mine relayed this classic to me - true story that happened to him...

"No Walter*, I'm afraid I can't go out with you again next weekend - I getting married this Saturday"...

(*names were changed to protect our friendship)
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Oh, how about "You deserve/will find someone better." Yah, okay. I don't even know what the hell that means. Really, if someone knows enlighten me.

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you deserve better is great!!!
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OMG... these are sooo funny!!!

Now let's be honest here... I've used a line or two myself! Hasn't anyone else?
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"We're too different".

Oh really, since when? We seemed fine 5 minutes ago.

Translation:

"I don't want you anymore".

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kp2171 agrees: we're too different!! translation: "you suck and i dont"
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