| Women are soooo WEIRD. Why are women sooo weird.
Their so emotional.
So illogical.
They never see things from a man perspective.
They WINE too much.
I like my own space, but to them thats a BAD THING...? What...?
They want to know everything about me.......BUT what about keeping things a mystery and being a challenge, and keeping everything light and funny...?
And THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH....THEY SPEAK A ANCIENT LANGUAGE CALLED
"WOMANESE"
AND FOR SOME ODD REASON "NO IS NOT IN THEIR VOCABULARY"......
WOMEN........WOMEN..........WOMEN...!!!
THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT CREATURES...
Disclaimer: Not every woman is this this way......BUT MOST are!!! But what the heck ALL ARE!!! lol |