Thought I'd start a lighter thread. Maybe somtimes humor is good during tough times.

1. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

Worst line ever. Does anyone actually believe this? I mean really? The correct line should be:

--If it's meant to be, you make it be.

2. I need space.

No, you don't. Be honest.

--I need you out of my life...maybe for good.

3. I think we need a break.

Yeah right.

--I want to break up with you.

So, you guys got some more classic lines?

kp2171

"i just dont want to be in a relationship right now, but if i did it would be with you"

which really means the first four words and the last one... "i just dont want...you."

a girl i dated fed me this, and then was on the prowl after another guy within 2 months.

kp2171

or along the lines of the meant to be comment, "well be together again someday, if its our fate"

another girl fed something like that to me... which means "if fate would have us trapped down a mine shaft, and theres no way out, then i guess i could go for you one last time if i had to."

Wildcat21

I need more. (More what? Therapy? More sex?)

I am just not feeling it right now.

There is no spark (Which is the biggest farse - love takes many months to develop - RUN from these women - they live andie for smitten - lust - they don't get it)

chuff

"I don't know what I want" (which of course means I know that I don't want you.)

"It might have worked out if we hadn't become so close" (your guess is as good as mine on that one)

talaniman

'I have to find myself" Before I was married I got dumped so many times I lost count. But this was a favorite one " just get out and bother somebody else" or 'You'll find someone else" uughh!

kp2171

not really a breakup line, but a "line" that a girl thought i used on her was

"id like to see you, but i have to fix the dishwaher"

a girl who really liked me had called me up to see if id come over, and i was mildly interested, enough to have entertained the trip, but i was still in HS in my mothers house and the dishwasher WAS broken and she was freaking out about it.... soooo... i really WAS trying to fix the dishwasher. the girl told all of her friends i completely fed her the worst line ever to blow her off.

jgj6331

1 - "I think of you more as a brother" - makes you wonder what kinkiness goes on when you're not around.....
2 - "You remind me of my father" - ditto
3 - "We can still be friends" - yeah, right - I haven't slept with any of my bowling buddies...

kp2171

classic!!!! how did i miss this one.

we can still be friends... you know, the kind of friend who wants to throw up everytime you think about the time you wasted on this loser...er, friend.

talaniman

How could I forget the famous last words of my high school sweetheart!!!!!