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genesis971025 · Jul 3, 2013, 01:43 PM

Hello,

I have to write an essay on "the economic impact of shop lifting on the retail and working in canada"

Need 3 strong ideas and proof/evidence/explanation to back it up

If you can help me that would be great

JudyKayTee · Jul 3, 2013, 01:53 PM

So you need someone here to come up with the ideas and then explain them, using citiations, quotations, facts gathered on the Internet?

EDIT: Not only are you a petty thief, you aren't even honest enough to write your own paper, as directed by the Court. https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/crimin...ml#post3498546

teacherjenn4 · Jul 3, 2013, 02:33 PM

Are you serious? You were too lazy to pay for something and now you want someone to do this for you? I am keeping my fingers crossed that they don't let you into the U.S. again. We have enough crime here already.

Alty · Jul 3, 2013, 02:36 PM

We volunteer here. If you want someone to do the work you're supposed to do, you'll have to pay cash, and lots of it.

I have a family, and a life, and I could really care less if you pass this assignment. You have a vested interest in passing, so I suggest you get off your lazy butt and start doing the work you're required to do!

teacherjenn4 · Jul 3, 2013, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Alty

We volunteer here. If you want someone to do the work you're supposed to do, you'll have to pay cash, and lots of it.

I have a family, and a life, and I could really care less if you pass this assignment. You have a vested interest in passing, so I suggest you get off your lazy butt and start doing the work you're required to do!

Beautifully said!

odinn7 · Jul 3, 2013, 08:50 PM

I'll write it for you. I'm always willing to take a few hours out of my day to help someone when they're too lazy to do their own work. I mean really, why should I expect you to learn anything from this by doing it yourself when you could be out doing your own thing while I write it for you? It's a no-brainer!

When did you need it by, bro?

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by odinn7

I'll write it for you. I'm always willing to take a few hours out of my day to help someone when they're too lazy to do their own work. I mean really, why should I expect you to learn anything from this by doing it yourself when you could be out doing your own thing while I write it for you? It's a no-brainer!

When did you need it by, bro?

Hey! I'll help you. I have a degree in English and was a teacher, am a freelance editor now, so I bet the two of us working together could come up with an award-winning essay. Let me see, how many pages should we make it? I started an outline already.

odinn7 · Jul 3, 2013, 09:04 PM

I was thinking at least 30 pages. We want it to look like our pal here put great effort into doing this, don't we? I think 30 pages says just that.

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by odinn7

I was thinking at least 30 pages. We want it to look like our pal here put great effort into doing this, don't we? I think 30 pages says just that.

Yes, I think 30 pages at the least. I'm really good with research (retired librarian) and putting together a bibliography. Should we do footnotes or endnotes? What about graphics thrown in for some color and fun?

odinn7 · Jul 3, 2013, 09:24 PM

Well, duh! What kind of essay paper would it be and what kind of friends would we be if we didn't follow this through all the way with all the bells and whistles?

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 09:39 PM

I'm thinking of making a special cover for it and using special paper throughout, maybe 24# bond in an off white. I think endnotes will be better than footnotes.

odinn7 · Jul 3, 2013, 09:42 PM

I think it needs a hard cover. I'll hire the professional photographer to do the cover art if you don't mind.

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by odinn7

I think it needs a hard cover. I'll hire the professional photographer to do the cover art if you don't mind.

Well, I guess. I don't want to overdo it. What kind of cover art?

odinn7 · Jul 3, 2013, 09:50 PM

I have hired a consultant to tell us what kind of cover art we need to make this an over-the-top presentation. It will be stupendous!

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by odinn7

I have hired a consultant to tell us what kind of cover art we need to make this an over-the-top presentation. It will be stupendous!

I know several bestselling authors who would be willing to endorse it and write reviews that we could add to the Acknowledgements or maybe the Preface. How about that?

odinn7 · Jul 3, 2013, 10:22 PM

Glad you're on board with this project.

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 10:26 PM

If it's a hard cover, we should consider a stitched binding. There's a small monastery near me whose monks do bookbinding, so I could take it to them. I might get a deal if I mention I was a librarian.

Should we consider an e-book version too?

odinn7 · Jul 3, 2013, 10:30 PM

Without a doubt... And the monks doing the binding sounds like the way to go.

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 10:32 PM

And we will use the standard font -- 12-point Times New Roman?

Wondergirl · Jul 3, 2013, 10:59 PM

I hope the OP will read this thread and see what is possible with his essay. Step One will be to go to his library to do some research on the topic of shoplifting. We wish him good speed and success.