I get one of thees just about every week. It's too funny. I had to share. Anyone who wants is welcome to take him up.


<My name is Eric goodman the personal lawyer to Jonathan Caru,a merchant from Kuwait who died in a London hospital a week ago.He was diagnosed with lung cancer which defiled all forms of medical treatment.According to medical experts,he did not particularly lived his life so well, as he never really cared for anyone (not even himself) but his business alone.

Before his death,he confided in me that he was a very rich man,that he was never generous,was always hostile to people and only focused on his business
as that was the only thing he cared for.While speaking to me on his sick bed,he confessed to me that he regreted all this as he then knew that there is
more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.He quietly called me aside and informed that he had earlier made effort to
reverse the situation in the early stage of his illness by giving most of his money to his relations and close friends to carry out charitable and
humanitarian works around the globe as he had no wife and children.But they however used the money for their personal benefits.

He also informed me that due to this reason,he had no choice but to seek for a distant but reliable person that can assist in accomplishing this heart burning desire.It may please you to note that he gave me your contact email that you will be helpful and reliable as he got your contact from a credible website in the internet.He told me that he had earlier contacted you.

He informed me that the last of his money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of 10 million US dollars that he has with a deposit company.It was his last wish that you help him collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.With me as his personal lawyer,I shall put you in the
picture of the funds, tell you where the funds are currently being maintained and also discuss modalities including remuneration for your services. For this
reason kindly furnish your contact information, that is your full name,address,and personal telephone number.

NOTE: Endeavour to respond with your details via my private contact address

Sincerely,
Eric Goodman



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Jesushelper76

I have got a couple of private messages through this website with pretty much the same exact scam.

Who believes I guess there are some that do, but the real gullible ones.

It is terrible to think that people actually buy this.

Good that you bring this into the discussion Matt. Others will learn not to buy into this.

Joe

Matt3046

Check this out

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/interna...eas-75481.html

magprob

Oh boy! I now have a chance to get into the Petrochemical field! At 10% profit, this should boost my current virtual internet earnings to way over a trillion dollars! Look out Bill Gates. I'm barking at your heels baby!

Dear Sir/ Madam, I represent Shanghai Secco Petrochemical Co. Ltd; my name is Chen Kio, Managing Director. (SSP.cn) China. We deal on importation and exportation of raw materials and petrochemical products into Canada, America and Europe. We are looking for a Representative who can help our company collect money been owed by our customer in Europe, America and Canada. You shall be entitled to 10% of any payment you collect on behalf of our company. For further information,Contact us if this proposal is acceptable to you.You will be required to forward to us the under listed information: NAME...MAILING ADDRESS...AGE:..STATUS:..STATE/COUNTRY...TEL/FAX NUMBERS....COMPANY NAME (If any).OCCUPATION....Best regards, Chen Kio(SSP.Co.Ltd)Shanghai Secco Petrochemical Co. Ltd

NeedKarma

My standard response when I get those emails is to immediately forward it the abuse email address of the ISP of the email address they use in their email.

Example: "Please contact me at my most private email "
That would be forwarded to .
That way I try to invalidate the hundreds of thousands of email he sent with that email address.

magprob

My standard response is to verbally abuse the sender into submission. My years as a Prison Guard qualifies me to cuss someone out to the point of their ears bleeding. I just find my way much more fun. There are a thousand ways to call someone a reciprocating sissy.