What is with men and . Nicknames?
Asked Mar 5, 2009, 06:53 AM
I admit I've been out of the dating pool for a long time. Now that I am stepping back in I find a LOT of men (and you know who you are!) have nicknames for their, umm, private parts. Either I wasn't paying attention in the past or this is something new.
Last night somebody I honestly like said to me, "I'm happy to see you and so is Little Michael." I said, "What?" and he explained that that's his nickname for his penis.
In the event my mother is reading this - I have actually never met Little Michael, although I do realize "he" exists.
I had trouble keeping a straight face.
Maybe it's me but I've never thought of nicknames for my breasts although I AM open to suggestions if anyone has any.
So - what's with that? I guess it's supposed to be sexy and/or alluring but I found it rather, well, strange and it made me quite uneasy and a little bit jumpy.