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What is with men and . Nicknames?

Asked Mar 5, 2009, 06:53 AM — 110 Answers
I admit I've been out of the dating pool for a long time. Now that I am stepping back in I find a LOT of men (and you know who you are!) have nicknames for their, umm, private parts. Either I wasn't paying attention in the past or this is something new.

Last night somebody I honestly like said to me, "I'm happy to see you and so is Little Michael." I said, "What?" and he explained that that's his nickname for his penis.

In the event my mother is reading this - I have actually never met Little Michael, although I do realize "he" exists.

I had trouble keeping a straight face.

Maybe it's me but I've never thought of nicknames for my breasts although I AM open to suggestions if anyone has any.

So - what's with that? I guess it's supposed to be sexy and/or alluring but I found it rather, well, strange and it made me quite uneasy and a little bit jumpy.

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Mar 5, 2009, 06:55 AM
One word: KNOBS !
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Mar 5, 2009, 07:10 AM
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One word: KNOBS !


Ben, I think you missed the "thrust" of my question, but thank you for your input. Now go and get another cup of coffee. Or tea. Or whatever.

So - do you siddle up to MrsBen and refer to Little Ben - or what?
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Mar 5, 2009, 07:13 AM
I meant their mentality.
You're missing the (not so) subtle Brit nuances again
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Mar 5, 2009, 07:15 AM
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I meant their mentality.
You're missing the (not so) subtle Brit nuances again

Oh, you Brits! Got me again!
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Mar 5, 2009, 07:17 AM
I have never been formally introduced to any of my partners junion members.

I have named my husbands in the past, but would be very daunted if he retained the name following the divorce.

I would have been dying laughing...
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Mar 5, 2009, 07:18 AM
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I have never been formally introduced to any of my partners junion members.

I have named my husbands in the past, but would be very daunted if he retained the name following the divorce.

I would have been dying laughing...


I just took a quick survey. 90% of the people posting want to know what the nickname was.
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Mar 5, 2009, 07:18 AM
Well at least he was comfortable enough to share his little friends nickname with you...

That might be a good thing? Lol You laughing or not being able to keep a straight face probably lightened the night.

Men and nicknames. Its a guys thing. Although I do admit I do not have any nicknames for mine.

Too much info I know.

Joe
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Mar 5, 2009, 07:20 AM
Actually, my ex husband's junior member was named... Jorge

Because he only spoke to me in Espanol...
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Mar 5, 2009, 08:26 AM
Ahhh, thanks for posting this Judy! This made me chuckle. Hmm, I don't know why men name their private parts. Maybe because they're friends and have a great time "playing together". Hehehe

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