Dancing with my dog?

starbuck8 · Mar 29, 2008, 12:00 AM

Ok, so what do you think guys?? Do I need to get a life?

Here I am sitting at home alone on a Friday nite dancing with my dog!

Should I seek help?? By the way, the best slow song we danced to was "What a Wonderful World" (Rod Stewart version.)

Now I'm thinking of putting on some old Disco. Would it be wrong to dress her up? Will she have issues with me after this? Is she going to rebel and start hanging out with a bad crowd of dogs just to fit in? Will I damage her for the rest of her doggie life?...so many questions?!!

If I put on folk music is she destined to sit around a fire-pit for the rest of her life and never have any ambition? Will she start smokin pot?

Well and then there's heavy metal...uurrrggghhh!! What are the signs to watch for? If she starts banging her head into things...do I worry?

She is a BLONDE after all...how late should I let her go out dancing with the other dawgs?...well and snoop dog...she already know's he's off limits to her cuz she he's all popular and all.

Anyway, I think I need some help here!! What do you think??

Oh Oh, a Country song!! Isn't that about dogs dying and people goin to prison?

Altenweg · Jul 18, 2008, 02:56 PM

Now I definitely don't want the breasts I had (correct, didn't have) at 11!

ISneezeFunny · Jul 18, 2008, 02:58 PM

kids these days...growing up so fast.

here's a funny story. My brother and I went to the movies last night to watch the new batman flick, and we ran into his group of friends. Now, he's 15...I'm 22...so I didn't really feel like butting in their conversation. I walk away, and two of his female friends grab me by the arm and wails, "No, don't go! Talk to us! We want to talk to you!"

...my response...

"Sorry...I...uh...don't talk to minors..."

but I bet my left thumb these girls could pass for 19 if I ever met them anywhere else.

Altenweg · Jul 18, 2008, 03:03 PM

Just remember Sneezy, 15 will get you 20.

I know what you mean though, do you know that they actually make thong underwear for 6 year olds? What 6 year old is concerned about a panty line? Also, the short skirts, honey, if you can't bend over without waxing, then the shirt is too short. The low cut tops that reach their bellybutton, they must have tape holding that thing on!

Really, as soon as my daugher has a boy call her, we're moving to the middle of no where!

ISneezeFunny · Jul 18, 2008, 03:20 PM

haha. you get jared a pair of brass knuckles. He'll take care of the rest.

starbuck8 · Aug 9, 2008, 07:42 PM

Just a little song and a clip from one of my all time fave movies. Dance away kids!!

YouTube - i say a little prayer for you (my best friend's wedding)

Altenweg · Aug 9, 2008, 07:49 PM

Together, forever, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Sorry, I don't know the words.

jrebel7 · Aug 9, 2008, 07:50 PM

Love that song! My audio device shows inactive and I can't figure out what I did before when it dropped out to fix it so I didn't get to listen to it but it was in my head already so enjoyed it. LOL

Altenweg · Aug 9, 2008, 07:52 PM

Hi Rebbie. Do you know the words, for some reason I have the song in my head but can't remember the darn words. Aaaaaaah. Anyway, how are you sweets?

Thanks Starby, now I can't get that song out of my head. Arf.

jrebel7 · Aug 9, 2008, 08:08 PM

I would venture to say a safe bet would be I don't know all the lyrics to any song I have ever heard!!!! LOL

You just brought another song to my mind by that last sentence Alty and I can't think of the name of it. This is not a good night for my brain.

Altenweg · Aug 9, 2008, 08:24 PM

Can you hum a few bars.



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