remember, every great teacher has had problems with oversight....

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain, and gathering them around he taught them, saying:

"BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN SPIRIT, FOR THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.

BLESSED ARE THE MEEK.

BLESSED ARE THEY THAT MOURN.

BLESSED ARE THE MERCIFUL.

BLESSED ARE THEY WHO HUNGER AND THIRST FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS.

BLESSED ARE THE PERSECUTED.

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO SUFFER.

BE GLAD AND REJOICE, FOR YOUR REWARD IS GREAT IN HEAVEN."

Then Simon Peter said, "Do we have to write this down?"

And Andrew said, "Are we supposed to know this?"

And James said, "Will we have a test on this?"

And Phillip said, "I don't have any paper."

And Barthalomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?"

And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."

And Matthew said, "Can I go to the boy's room?"

And Judas said, "What does all this have to do with real life?"

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plans and inquired of Jesus, "What are the objectives in the cognitive domain and your plans for remediation?"

JESUS WEPT.