Rash from a dirty wash cloth

:o id like to ask rather new to this I really like a boy an he wants me to send him dirty texts but I'm not sure what to write has anyone got an ideas thanks

My husband wants me to talk dirty to him, how do I do it, I am bashfull.

I had an appointment last week to see my p.o., but I'm dirty and didn't go. He came to my house when I "wasn't" home and told my girl to tell me come in tommorrow at 1 p.m. I'm not off to a good start with him. What might I expect tomorrow?

I very recently took in a 6 year-old cat from someone moving out of the country. As the old owner left the cat, they gave an offhand warning that the cat wasn't good about cleaning his rear after pooping (this is a tailess cat which I've been told makes a difference). Hah! This cat uses the...

Okay, I hope this isn't a dumb question but what do guys want to hear in bed? Like what "turns them on"? What can I say that would make my guy happy? I do not want to sound stupid though! Please Help!