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  • About magprob
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    Idaho
    Experience
    At the age of three years old, I was traveling with my father, a Colonial in the U.S. Army, and my mother, on a tiny airplane somewhere over Borneo. The small plane was consumed by a fierce tropical storm of typhoon proportions which caused us to go down somewhere near the border of Sarawak and Sabah.
    We were found by head hunters early the next morning. They ate everyone. My mom, my dad, the pilot and the crew. Because of my tender age, I was spared and taken to the long house where I was raised as a member of the head hunter community.
    My memories of my real parents consists of nothing more than faint shadows. My adopted parents, Nan and Ed, a great Iban warrior, taught me to be an honest, upright and humble head hunter.
    After I had been discovered alive by a National Geographic Society film maker, at the age of 28, I was brought back to the United States to live with my aunt and uncle and their family. They tasted real good.
    Occupation
    Head shrinking, bone collecting.
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    The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
    http://www.freegaza.org/index.php
    http://www.ifamericansknew.org/index.html
    One senses an approaching moment, like that silence heard by those either in the life-boats, or swimming in the chilling Atlantic ocean waters, in that moment when the S.S. Titanic had vanished under the waves.

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Is U.S. money backed up? Other Money & Services Jul 24, 2009 09:34 PM It is very true
Is U.S. money backed up? Other Money & Services Jun 8, 2009 12:01 PM This is a silly rant. MagProp may believe this, but offers no facts to back it up.
Lets put all our non... Humor & Comedy May 21, 2009 02:31 AM The first one worth stealing on this thread
Jehovah or Allah Other Religion Apr 26, 2009 09:07 PM Take your garbage somewhere else
Quotes that have... Books & Literature Apr 20, 2009 07:55 PM so funny and I get it
Popular Dance song, no... Songs Apr 4, 2009 12:36 AM OBAMARAMA!!! It's Barrakin'...
is there life after... Philosophy Feb 5, 2009 09:17 AM So true. We have our theory, that's all.
How do you (think you)... Philosophy Jan 18, 2009 11:32 AM Bravo
misdemeaner violation... Criminal Law Jan 3, 2009 04:54 PM yep not an excuse but hopefully he can get by with it sometimes a PO can be understanding
The parable of the weed Christianity Jan 2, 2009 09:15 PM agree believe it's right
is there life after... Philosophy Dec 29, 2008 11:24 PM The best answer yet!!!!
Why Must We Suffer? Christianity Dec 27, 2008 05:59 PM WHOA! Can you say doom and gloom? That is not the way I see it. Sorry that you do.
what does this verse... Christianity Dec 21, 2008 11:47 AM Agreed. I think many people have been deceived by people in the highest levels of national leadership who claim to be Christian.
what does this verse... Christianity Dec 21, 2008 04:55 AM This is exactly why Romans 16:19 tells us the importance in knowledge that God's wisdom offers us. God is fighting a war with Satan and we should help God in our obedience to serve Him.
what does this verse... Christianity Dec 21, 2008 04:46 AM Yes I believe this is exactly the point the 'authorities, media and everybody lies and decieves us
Animal Spirits? Paranormal Phenomena Dec 17, 2008 03:49 PM exactly :-)
I noticed that your... Humor & Comedy Dec 13, 2008 07:23 PM This is better than the original.
I noticed that your... Humor & Comedy Dec 13, 2008 06:15 PM Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
is there life after... Philosophy Dec 10, 2008 03:05 PM Now thats deep philosophy for ya!!!:)
Mirror, Mirror on the... Humor & Comedy Nov 26, 2008 12:45 AM I'm not digging around in there again, some of those are pretty scary
What area do you... Humor & Comedy Nov 24, 2008 02:53 AM LOL!!lol!!
Which hair styles are... Fashion Nov 13, 2008 08:32 PM ha! cute.
What could be the... Philosophy Nov 10, 2008 06:57 PM Very clever.
What must one DO to be... Christianity Nov 9, 2008 12:29 PM True. In the Bible, oil is a type of the Holy Spirit.
I do not know what to do? Books & Literature Nov 9, 2008 12:02 AM Thank you for further enlightenment about that book, Mag!! Much appreciated!!
I do not know what to do? Books & Literature Nov 8, 2008 10:59 PM nice mag :)
Financial crisis in Japan Humor & Comedy Nov 5, 2008 05:30 AM I didn't know you were old....! Hehe
Crazy dream Adult Sexuality Nov 5, 2008 05:00 AM Haha, very funny.
Israel, the chosen... Christianity Nov 4, 2008 03:12 PM There is indeed a real difference between the spiritual descendents (the remnant to be saved) and those who call themselves Jews: Rom 9:6-8
is african violet... Gardening & Plants Oct 31, 2008 01:18 PM not responding to question with appropriate information
Financial crisis in Japan Humor & Comedy Oct 30, 2008 06:21 PM LOL...............your a funny man Magatory :)
The nature of being Spirituality Oct 20, 2008 04:12 PM Isn't it a thin black woman?
is australia the new... Government Oct 13, 2008 12:24 AM and by saying this your telling us that you drink rat piss?
Deck Sealer Other Home & Garden Sep 30, 2008 06:30 PM Very accurate
If Vice-President... Politics Sep 26, 2008 10:05 AM not true . there are provisions in the 25th amendment for this
Is U.S. money backed up? Other Money & Services Sep 25, 2008 06:38 AM Good, concise reasoning on why America is owned/held hostage by foreign banking cartel a/k/a The Federal Reserve
Does anyone have a... Paranormal Phenomena Aug 9, 2008 10:08 PM I sure do!
Alcohol Urine Test Women's Health Jul 9, 2008 08:05 PM an etg is a urine alchohol test. a regular urine test is for drugs
I have the picture to... Paranormal Phenomena Jul 8, 2008 10:36 AM Oh goodness!!!! thats was a real cracker line magprob!!! lol!!! am literally laughing loud here!!!
Precise solution... Politics Jul 3, 2008 09:44 AM Yes, but that's about as possible as talking a terrorist over to your side.
eating pork Christianity Jul 1, 2008 06:09 AM You must really love spam!!!
Our lame Supreme Court... Politics Jun 29, 2008 06:55 AM I am agreeing with you...you know more about this than most
Our lame Supreme Court... Politics Jun 29, 2008 05:25 AM I'd say you know what you're talking about.
Growing tomatoes in... Gardening & Plants Jun 29, 2008 05:12 AM Thanks. Drainage and mineral tips are helpful.
Why aren't we drilling... Government Jun 28, 2008 01:15 PM A PERFECT solution!! I'd be willing to bet the farm that we can go longer without the oil, then they can without the food!!!
Our lame Supreme Court... Politics Jun 28, 2008 11:04 AM thank you, not all criminals want to get caught!
Why aren't we drilling... Government Jun 27, 2008 02:09 PM you got it!
Shame on you Radical... Government Jun 13, 2008 02:29 AM their extended detainment can be blamed on the courts and Democrats who have thrown monkey wrenches into the system . Tribunals would've been held a long time ago if not for that .
The Liberal Media and... Politics Jun 11, 2008 10:56 AM Perhaps that's the case with talk shows but certainly news shows have some responsibility for what they report
Morris and his wife... Humor & Comedy Jun 4, 2008 08:46 AM The AMHD crowd is getting TOUGHER! I think it was a funny joke Magatory!
What is the magic... Government May 30, 2008 10:41 PM exactly
marine officer or... Personal Growth May 27, 2008 09:54 AM Nice post Mag! I agree, even though I would be a worried mom, I would be a proud mom!
might dragons exist? Mythology & Folklore May 7, 2008 01:09 PM Awesome. Mostly, we think of the destruction they cause with fire! Now I have a new mental picture.
Aussie salesman Humor & Comedy May 2, 2008 06:26 PM hunger and starvation are the ultimate in gun control.. what does that mean? LOL!
life is short ! Humor & Comedy Apr 22, 2008 07:26 PM Now that was funny. The other, not so much. :)
clarkent1155.your... Humor & Comedy Apr 19, 2008 10:15 AM LMAO!!!! that's hilarious!
What are your thoughts... Politics Apr 16, 2008 11:12 PM agreed, I don't disagree at all and people shoould be respected fro speaking thier minds-no question.
roulette in lasvegas Gambling Apr 16, 2008 11:49 AM Amen to that.
Womens Azz Size Study Humor & Comedy Apr 14, 2008 11:08 AM no
Federal reserve banks Government Apr 6, 2008 09:40 PM I laughed...I cried....I peed a little....
change into a girly girl Personal Growth Apr 6, 2008 08:22 AM you never cease to crack me up ROTFLMAO! :D
Womens Azz Size Study Humor & Comedy Apr 5, 2008 08:17 PM interesting pic
The Three fifths comprise Politics Mar 28, 2008 10:47 PM hahahaha
Have you ever wondered Other Member Discussions Mar 27, 2008 09:54 AM AArrrr we be swashbucklin now me matey!!
George W, good or bad? Politics Mar 17, 2008 11:37 AM balancer for the noob use of comments
George W, good or bad? Politics Mar 16, 2008 04:41 PM thats cause you beleive that conspiracy
william jefferson... Politics Mar 2, 2008 08:17 AM magprob I am not sure about that --or who's wearing which here, never can be sure nowaday!
Why is the South (of... Politics Feb 26, 2008 11:01 PM :)
Can politics and... Politics Feb 25, 2008 05:51 PM I believe it was a large part but also much more and I think he was going to make changes for the public and they saw him as a loose cannon. The recent movie shows two shots, from two guns if you slow it down
New Invention Idea,... Inventors & Inventions Feb 25, 2008 05:28 PM GOOD ONE!
Can politics and... Politics Feb 22, 2008 02:31 AM rediculous
Can politics and... Politics Feb 22, 2008 01:18 AM Wow, thanks.
tape measure reading... Construction Feb 21, 2008 09:18 PM VERY WELL PUT< I ALWAYS THOUGHT PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO READ A TAPE MEASURESIHCE THE 6 TH GRADE
There are no fish under... Humor & Comedy Feb 18, 2008 01:17 AM lol, too funny!
Did you vote for Bush? Government Feb 15, 2008 07:01 AM If only more people looked beyond CNN.
Quotes that have... Books & Literature Feb 14, 2008 01:09 PM I like that one as well.
Did you vote for Bush? Government Feb 13, 2008 04:00 PM Is she not just awesome! How lucky for us to get to read her wise words. We did something right somewhere.
Are you getting fed? Other Family & People Feb 11, 2008 05:44 PM Magprob cracks a mean can a spam! Best cook in town.
Are you getting fed? Other Family & People Feb 10, 2008 08:32 PM Those Idaho women really know how to cook, don't they!!! (My mom is a fantastic cook, grew up on an Idaho farm near Buhl, helped cook for the farm crews.)
does anybody know... Spirituality Feb 3, 2008 10:06 AM thank you what you said is what I have been going for but I don't want to get into any cult/new age spiritism stuff
Quotes that have... Books & Literature Feb 2, 2008 08:33 AM Nice one! I love it!
Redneck test Humor & Comedy Jan 27, 2008 10:02 AM I'll take that lawnmower anyday
If you were president... Politics Jan 25, 2008 10:08 AM As a matter of fact there are roughly 2 million more people in Texas than Australia.
Sistering Floor Joists Interior Home Improvement Jan 18, 2008 11:21 AM yep and thats why they call it a crown.
Sistering Floor Joists Interior Home Improvement Jan 18, 2008 05:38 AM Great and complete suggestion.
electric not working Electrical & Lighting Jan 17, 2008 05:54 PM logical place to start, check both wires
Need title of 80's... Movies Jan 15, 2008 11:57 PM YES... loved this one myself!!
Looking for artist/song... Songs Jan 12, 2008 09:36 AM Fabulous, thanks for putting us out of our misery!
Wits End Humor & Comedy Dec 22, 2007 07:12 AM That would suck...
Investing on stock... Investing Dec 22, 2007 06:55 AM Good advice. Note: I am not affiliated with Scottrade in any way ;)
"Happy... Religious Discussions Dec 21, 2007 01:32 PM Good for you! thanks for sharing..lol
The EU and Iran Politics Dec 19, 2007 02:10 AM I have to agree with you that ethanol is not the panacea that it is advertised as. I think the move to convert food sources to burn in cars is very dangerous ;and this act of Congress smacks of pork barrel givaways to the agribusiness.
Shoplifting and... Criminal Law Dec 16, 2007 05:10 PM great advice..thanks!
The EU and Iran Politics Dec 15, 2007 09:20 AM what did you think of the NIE before the Iraq war ? Do you think it was accurate ? Why does the collective EU propose to sanction Iran ? Do you think they believe the NIE ?
The Fed Politics Dec 13, 2007 08:56 AM THAT'S funny!
Two Toads - A Love Story Humor & Comedy Dec 7, 2007 01:39 PM You toed 'em so!
When Women Lie Humor & Comedy Nov 21, 2007 05:16 PM ha ha ha, too funny!!!
Ron Paul for President?... Politics Nov 12, 2007 06:45 PM People should watch the debates to see exactly what the politicians say INSTEAD of just listening to the people who "interpret what the politicians say" for us (aka Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc).
Price Of Crude Politics Nov 6, 2007 09:07 AM Inflation IS a tax
how to boil potatoes? Cooking Oct 29, 2007 01:41 PM thanks, I do live on top of a cliff above the river.




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