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Latest Reputation Received | | Question | Topic | Date | Comment |  | my girlfriend says she... | Relationships | Aug 19, 2008 11:36 PM | On the money. |  | don't know what to think | Adult Sexuality | Aug 19, 2008 01:59 AM | thank you I needed that |  | How is this possible? | Adult Sexuality | Aug 18, 2008 09:44 PM | Uh oh....Alty is gaining on me....I need to work on that.... |  | How is this possible? | Adult Sexuality | Aug 18, 2008 08:47 PM | balance cos you lied on another post |  | How is this possible? | Adult Sexuality | Aug 18, 2008 02:00 PM | Absolutely right on points! |  | My vagina is too tight | Adult Sexuality | Aug 18, 2008 01:57 PM | I really can't add any more, but thought I would support you. You are absolutley correct. |  | He Loves Me AND Her? | Relationships | Aug 18, 2008 05:52 AM | GREAT Response! |  | I'm too shy to ask out... | Dating | Aug 17, 2008 07:15 PM | "the thing that will keep me up at night is the risks i walked away from... the times i let" -- Exactly |  | Do men care about... | Adult Sexuality | Aug 16, 2008 08:18 AM | oh boy KP you are in for it now :( |  | Is it possible. | Adult Sexuality | Aug 15, 2008 08:17 PM | "whaddya want? harder? bigger?" arguably the best...line...ever. |  | Should I marry him if I... | Marriage | Aug 13, 2008 06:18 PM | great answer! lots of good points. |  | Walking on Eggshells. | Relationships | Aug 13, 2008 02:26 PM | yep people get clouded in the rut and don't see the bigger picture |  | Any hilarious, drunken... | Humor & Comedy | Aug 13, 2008 01:55 PM | oh, love that last one...pure evil heehee |  | how do i tell my... | Other Family & People | Aug 13, 2008 11:10 AM | I forgot about her previous post and her picture was different. I guess her picture must match what she doing. |  | bike riding | Fitness | Aug 12, 2008 12:17 PM | Superb post as usual there KP!!! I appreciate the links myself. Thanks. |  | I don't know myself... | Adult Sexuality | Aug 12, 2008 09:59 AM | I also hate when they delere and just type some random letters to get it to go back thru. |  | When sex is too good? | Adult Sexuality | Aug 11, 2008 03:59 PM | Me thinks he is our next hjpan or worse. |  | When sex is too good? | Adult Sexuality | Aug 11, 2008 01:58 PM | Absolutely terrible advice. |  | ummm.i need adv1ce | Adult Sexuality | Aug 10, 2008 08:10 PM | Well said. And, yes, the greatest sex organ is the one between your ears; wish more would really understand this. |  | When sex is too good? | Adult Sexuality | Aug 9, 2008 10:20 PM | Very thorough and insightful |  | He Loves Me AND Her? | Relationships | Aug 8, 2008 07:00 AM | awesome response =] |  | will i get him back i... | Relationships | Aug 8, 2008 02:39 AM | kp.. you just so wisely said it like it is! Time and learning will will help her heal |  | He Loves Me AND Her? | Relationships | Aug 8, 2008 02:33 AM | You're post is deep, man, i cant agree more, she's at a choice poin! |  | We cant let go | Marriage | Aug 7, 2008 07:26 PM | good advice thankyou |  | He Loves Me AND Her? | Relationships | Aug 7, 2008 07:01 PM | Thank you for your input. Much appreesh. |  | wife swap ? | Adult Sexuality | Aug 6, 2008 06:59 PM | 100% agree. He is going along for now. This would EVENTUALLY end you all. |  | Sleepless Nights. | Adult Sexuality | Aug 5, 2008 09:28 PM | KP, your posts always leave me sweating, and ironically, you always post them when my husband is working nights. Where's my vibrator? Oh, there it is. Talk to you all later. :) |  | No sex, No closeness,... | Adult Sexuality | Aug 1, 2008 05:15 AM | They both have work to do. |  | No sex, No closeness,... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 31, 2008 12:22 PM | good answer |  | Hooking up with random... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 29, 2008 12:32 PM | Good Call!! |  | concerned for safty of... | Other Family & People | Jul 28, 2008 09:02 PM | great reply; to robertsqueen: victims oftem bear the guilt. |  | climax painful | Adult Sexuality | Jul 28, 2008 07:52 AM | wow ,thats alot of good information from a man ,thank goodness for you,my husband needs to read this! |  | Low sex drive | Adult Sexuality | Jul 27, 2008 01:38 AM | Great Answer |  | No sex, No closeness,... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 26, 2008 05:42 AM | very good insight kp |  | confused at work | Adult Sexuality | Jul 25, 2008 11:58 AM | You always write exactly what I am thinking. ;) |  | i want more sex | Adult Sexuality | Jul 24, 2008 08:47 PM | Yay! You've been a good boy.....do I go to your room for that now?? |  | confused at work | Adult Sexuality | Jul 24, 2008 08:31 AM | Yup, agrees.... |  | Husband's sexual... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 23, 2008 12:44 PM | LOL, My wife would put her shoe in another spot, that has to do with my crap! |  | I'm not lazy I just... | Weight Loss | Jul 23, 2008 11:20 AM | Good advice, however not planning on getting pregnant any time soon! |  | I'm not lazy I just... | Weight Loss | Jul 23, 2008 07:20 AM | Great links, KP. Thanks for the info! |  | Boyfriend no longer... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 22, 2008 01:12 PM | Wow, the fifth paragraph is huge and thought provoking for many relationships (not counting the initial sentence.) |  | Intercourse does not... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 22, 2008 08:51 AM | that post made me want, well, to call my husband at work and well, get them to send him home! :) |  | should i get fat | Fitness | Jul 22, 2008 06:44 AM | yeah having to run to the docs all the time is one thing I forgot to include in my life story assessment :D |  | why cooking is so hard? | Cooking | Jul 18, 2008 06:37 PM | epicurious.com is a great place to find all kinds of recipes online. i have been using it for years, and i really recommend it, too. |  | nowhere to have sex | Adult Sexuality | Jul 15, 2008 05:20 PM | Thank you! This debate is getting a tad ridiculous... |  | why did she even bother | Removed Threads | Jul 11, 2008 10:06 AM | thank you ill try this |  | sex obbsessed boyfriend | Adult Sexuality | Jul 7, 2008 08:11 PM | No offence but that was funny. haha, Kind of hard to swally but true. People get addicted to things, if you let it go unchecked, it can manifest into terrible things. |  | how to impress my... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 4, 2008 11:18 AM | no one is ever in a 'position' to do that :) |  | Girlfriend doesn't... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 3, 2008 10:14 AM | Quite accurate, it can be one, the other or both at fault for this. |  | Should my doctor know... | Mental & Emotional Health | Jul 3, 2008 08:46 AM | Just too funny - enjoyed every word. Write a book about how to maintain a relationship. Loved it. |  | Too late? | Health Care Careers | Jul 2, 2008 09:19 PM | Thanks KP, you have definitely lifted my spirits tonight. |  | my boyfriend has low... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 2, 2008 09:12 PM | Yes, this is a good answer! |  | Too late? | Health Care Careers | Jul 2, 2008 08:57 PM | LOL, organic chemistry isn't a "science" it's a language, one she may pick up easily. |  | Sexual peek in the... | Adult Sexuality | Jul 2, 2008 06:20 AM | Agreed. |  | porn in my marraige | Marriage | Jul 1, 2008 05:55 AM | you couldn't have nailed it so perfectly on the head...that is exactly how i feel. i kicked him out a few weeks ago because his way of fixing the problem was to go out on the weekends and come home really late because i didn't want to work it out |  | oral sex | Adult Sexuality | Jun 29, 2008 08:49 AM | Great answer, it really helps dispell the myths out there with basic facts. I had a partner once who I told that I had a canker sore. I have them often. He flipped and thought I had herpes for about a month until convinced otherwise! |  | need to know diffrence... | Medications | Jun 26, 2008 06:16 PM | great |  | Girlfriend says she... | Relationships | Jun 26, 2008 04:30 PM | Well said! |  | suggestions on love... | Adult Sexuality | Jun 26, 2008 12:54 PM | Very good answer as always :) |  | he dosent even know me! | Other Family & People | Jun 25, 2008 08:43 PM | yeah good point..Im not idiot though ha ha ha |  | making boobs bigger by... | Adult Sexuality | Jun 25, 2008 12:43 PM | I was just kidding around :p |  | Happily married but... | Relationships | Jun 25, 2008 06:55 AM | Wow, right on the money, I wish I could have said it as well as you did, way to go KP! |  | Monkey spanking? | Adult Sexuality | Jun 24, 2008 09:01 PM | Thanks. |  | Happily married but... | Relationships | Jun 24, 2008 08:59 PM | Absolutely, without a doubt, 100% correct!! |  | A marriage with no kids? | Marriage | Jun 19, 2008 05:46 AM | Well said! |  | how should i feel about... | Relationships | Jun 17, 2008 11:51 AM | Superbly said my dear... |  | is it wrong to tell the... | Relationships | Jun 17, 2008 11:47 AM | il keep that in mind |  | to soon | Adult Sexuality | Jun 17, 2008 10:44 AM | lol.. i know I shouldnt be wasting my time thinking about something this tiny, in the grand scheme of things... typical me though :) |  | synonym about... | Writing | Jun 17, 2008 06:19 AM | greenie for a great answer. |  | fear of being on top? | Adult Sexuality | Jun 16, 2008 12:07 PM | thank well put... your advice really put things in perceptive |  | female orgasm | Adult Sexuality | Jun 14, 2008 06:58 PM | Well said KP, as always, and very true. |  | Dryness | Adult Sexuality | Jun 13, 2008 06:17 AM | very very insightful |  | Pediatrician... | Pregnancy & New Motherhood | Jun 11, 2008 01:31 PM | uhhhh good one! |  | my gf. | Adult Sexuality | Jun 11, 2008 12:26 PM | Yes I agree! she sounds a bit shy or inexperienced, this is something she has to work through dont know if there's anything he can do about it... |  | can't during sex | Adult Sexuality | Jun 9, 2008 09:34 AM | Excellent post. |  | she has long distance... | Teens | Jun 8, 2008 06:34 PM | best answer |  | 18 and pregnant | Adoption | Jun 7, 2008 09:03 AM | I will agree with you because I couldn't give Synn a balancer, had to spread the rep. :) |  | Fake boobs | Adult Sexuality | Jun 6, 2008 08:04 AM | and you found that video, how???? |  | Difficult club member | Other Family & People | Jun 5, 2008 03:57 PM | good answer-i would add that let him show his porn to the community and watch what happens-then start a new club with you as the leader. |  | Fake boobs | Adult Sexuality | Jun 4, 2008 04:01 AM | I've never seen boobs in high heels... |  | Fake boobs | Adult Sexuality | Jun 3, 2008 06:53 AM | So true KP. My mom had breast cancer, they removed her entire right breast, but she was not an ideal candidate for reconstruction. She was not a vain person, but the loss of her breast was devestating. |  | Name of song! | Songs | May 31, 2008 06:00 PM | it was totally right thanx! |  | What do you do If the... | Dating | May 29, 2008 03:34 PM | Holy crap! Right between the eyes! Brutal honesty gets the job done! Excellent. |  | Husband wants me to... | Adult Sexuality | May 28, 2008 10:45 PM | Well said. |  | Free Music | Internet & the Web | May 28, 2008 12:51 AM | Yes indeedy. |  | Fantasy movie from 1980s | Movies | May 27, 2008 11:14 AM | That was my first guess, just based on the owl. If the movie featured Cerberus, that would account for the dog (although it's supposed to have three heads). |  | Dumped after 5 years. | Relationships | May 27, 2008 04:40 AM | good answer |  | cutting for contol? | Mental & Emotional Health | May 24, 2008 03:46 PM | BRAVO!!! |  | libido enhancer | Adult Sexuality | May 24, 2008 10:39 AM | I didn't say the sex enhancing drugs are SAFE. Improve your reading comprehension; you misread all my comments!!! :) |  | my boyfriend has low... | Adult Sexuality | May 23, 2008 11:09 PM | Balancer. This sounds like the truth. |  | my boyfriend has low... | Adult Sexuality | May 23, 2008 10:59 PM | Good answer. |  | Wet vagina | Adult Sexuality | May 23, 2008 04:21 PM | And once again my husband's at work. Thanks KP ;) |  | is he into me? | Dating | May 23, 2008 03:24 PM | you are right, I'm sorry. |  | Wet vagina | Adult Sexuality | May 23, 2008 03:06 PM | Sage advice and a very excellent post. |  | i hate my step kids | Children | May 20, 2008 05:04 PM | so it's ok for her to call my children "spawns" and prognur a biotch. When somoene gives it back to her she wants to run crying. |  | Why does sex suck? | Adult Sexuality | May 20, 2008 01:03 PM | lol is that picture of your eye? hmm seem cute! lol |  | How to get this body | Weight Loss | May 20, 2008 12:28 PM | Great answer!! |  | i hate my step kids | Children | May 20, 2008 11:54 AM | Then can you remove the comment bushg made calling me a kunt????? |  | Why does a 57 yr old... | Adult Sexuality | May 20, 2008 07:35 AM | Terrific |  | I want a threesome | Adult Sexuality | May 16, 2008 12:13 PM | Awwwwww....*smooches* | |