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inspired by SYNN: Y.B.A.B.G.N.G.T.M.R.
inspired by Sneezy: "Pants optional"
inspired by ALTY: "KP, I'm laughing so hard I think I peed my pants, and peeing my pants is a personal pet peeve of mine"
inspired by SYNN: "stop swallowing your own snot where I can hear you"
inspired by Starby: "I'z mite b ya babyz muma!!
inspired by Alty: "Double dog dare, double dog dare!
inspired by ChihuahuaMomma: "I only speaks Englishes"
 
     

 
 
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my girlfriend says she... Relationships Aug 19, 2008 11:36 PM On the money.
don't know what to think Adult Sexuality Aug 19, 2008 01:59 AM thank you I needed that
How is this possible? Adult Sexuality Aug 18, 2008 09:44 PM Uh oh....Alty is gaining on me....I need to work on that....
How is this possible? Adult Sexuality Aug 18, 2008 08:47 PM balance cos you lied on another post
How is this possible? Adult Sexuality Aug 18, 2008 02:00 PM Absolutely right on points!
My vagina is too tight Adult Sexuality Aug 18, 2008 01:57 PM I really can't add any more, but thought I would support you. You are absolutley correct.
He Loves Me AND Her? Relationships Aug 18, 2008 05:52 AM GREAT Response!
I'm too shy to ask out... Dating Aug 17, 2008 07:15 PM "the thing that will keep me up at night is the risks i walked away from... the times i let" -- Exactly
Do men care about... Adult Sexuality Aug 16, 2008 08:18 AM oh boy KP you are in for it now :(
Is it possible. Adult Sexuality Aug 15, 2008 08:17 PM "whaddya want? harder? bigger?" arguably the best...line...ever.
Should I marry him if I... Marriage Aug 13, 2008 06:18 PM great answer! lots of good points.
Walking on Eggshells. Relationships Aug 13, 2008 02:26 PM yep people get clouded in the rut and don't see the bigger picture
Any hilarious, drunken... Humor & Comedy Aug 13, 2008 01:55 PM oh, love that last one...pure evil heehee
how do i tell my... Other Family & People Aug 13, 2008 11:10 AM I forgot about her previous post and her picture was different. I guess her picture must match what she doing.
bike riding Fitness Aug 12, 2008 12:17 PM Superb post as usual there KP!!! I appreciate the links myself. Thanks.
I don't know myself... Adult Sexuality Aug 12, 2008 09:59 AM I also hate when they delere and just type some random letters to get it to go back thru.
When sex is too good? Adult Sexuality Aug 11, 2008 03:59 PM Me thinks he is our next hjpan or worse.
When sex is too good? Adult Sexuality Aug 11, 2008 01:58 PM Absolutely terrible advice.
ummm.i need adv1ce Adult Sexuality Aug 10, 2008 08:10 PM Well said. And, yes, the greatest sex organ is the one between your ears; wish more would really understand this.
When sex is too good? Adult Sexuality Aug 9, 2008 10:20 PM Very thorough and insightful
He Loves Me AND Her? Relationships Aug 8, 2008 07:00 AM awesome response =]
will i get him back i... Relationships Aug 8, 2008 02:39 AM kp.. you just so wisely said it like it is! Time and learning will will help her heal
He Loves Me AND Her? Relationships Aug 8, 2008 02:33 AM You're post is deep, man, i cant agree more, she's at a choice poin!
We cant let go Marriage Aug 7, 2008 07:26 PM good advice thankyou
He Loves Me AND Her? Relationships Aug 7, 2008 07:01 PM Thank you for your input. Much appreesh.
wife swap ? Adult Sexuality Aug 6, 2008 06:59 PM 100% agree. He is going along for now. This would EVENTUALLY end you all.
Sleepless Nights. Adult Sexuality Aug 5, 2008 09:28 PM KP, your posts always leave me sweating, and ironically, you always post them when my husband is working nights. Where's my vibrator? Oh, there it is. Talk to you all later. :)
No sex, No closeness,... Adult Sexuality Aug 1, 2008 05:15 AM They both have work to do.
No sex, No closeness,... Adult Sexuality Jul 31, 2008 12:22 PM good answer
Hooking up with random... Adult Sexuality Jul 29, 2008 12:32 PM Good Call!!
concerned for safty of... Other Family & People Jul 28, 2008 09:02 PM great reply; to robertsqueen: victims oftem bear the guilt.
climax painful Adult Sexuality Jul 28, 2008 07:52 AM wow ,thats alot of good information from a man ,thank goodness for you,my husband needs to read this!
Low sex drive Adult Sexuality Jul 27, 2008 01:38 AM Great Answer
No sex, No closeness,... Adult Sexuality Jul 26, 2008 05:42 AM very good insight kp
confused at work Adult Sexuality Jul 25, 2008 11:58 AM You always write exactly what I am thinking. ;)
i want more sex Adult Sexuality Jul 24, 2008 08:47 PM Yay! You've been a good boy.....do I go to your room for that now??
confused at work Adult Sexuality Jul 24, 2008 08:31 AM Yup, agrees....
Husband's sexual... Adult Sexuality Jul 23, 2008 12:44 PM LOL, My wife would put her shoe in another spot, that has to do with my crap!
I'm not lazy I just... Weight Loss Jul 23, 2008 11:20 AM Good advice, however not planning on getting pregnant any time soon!
I'm not lazy I just... Weight Loss Jul 23, 2008 07:20 AM Great links, KP. Thanks for the info!
Boyfriend no longer... Adult Sexuality Jul 22, 2008 01:12 PM Wow, the fifth paragraph is huge and thought provoking for many relationships (not counting the initial sentence.)
Intercourse does not... Adult Sexuality Jul 22, 2008 08:51 AM that post made me want, well, to call my husband at work and well, get them to send him home! :)
should i get fat Fitness Jul 22, 2008 06:44 AM yeah having to run to the docs all the time is one thing I forgot to include in my life story assessment :D
why cooking is so hard? Cooking Jul 18, 2008 06:37 PM epicurious.com is a great place to find all kinds of recipes online. i have been using it for years, and i really recommend it, too.
nowhere to have sex Adult Sexuality Jul 15, 2008 05:20 PM Thank you! This debate is getting a tad ridiculous...
why did she even bother Removed Threads Jul 11, 2008 10:06 AM thank you ill try this
sex obbsessed boyfriend Adult Sexuality Jul 7, 2008 08:11 PM No offence but that was funny. haha, Kind of hard to swally but true. People get addicted to things, if you let it go unchecked, it can manifest into terrible things.
how to impress my... Adult Sexuality Jul 4, 2008 11:18 AM no one is ever in a 'position' to do that :)
Girlfriend doesn't... Adult Sexuality Jul 3, 2008 10:14 AM Quite accurate, it can be one, the other or both at fault for this.
Should my doctor know... Mental & Emotional Health Jul 3, 2008 08:46 AM Just too funny - enjoyed every word. Write a book about how to maintain a relationship. Loved it.
Too late? Health Care Careers Jul 2, 2008 09:19 PM Thanks KP, you have definitely lifted my spirits tonight.
my boyfriend has low... Adult Sexuality Jul 2, 2008 09:12 PM Yes, this is a good answer!
Too late? Health Care Careers Jul 2, 2008 08:57 PM LOL, organic chemistry isn't a "science" it's a language, one she may pick up easily.
Sexual peek in the... Adult Sexuality Jul 2, 2008 06:20 AM Agreed.
porn in my marraige Marriage Jul 1, 2008 05:55 AM you couldn't have nailed it so perfectly on the head...that is exactly how i feel. i kicked him out a few weeks ago because his way of fixing the problem was to go out on the weekends and come home really late because i didn't want to work it out
oral sex Adult Sexuality Jun 29, 2008 08:49 AM Great answer, it really helps dispell the myths out there with basic facts. I had a partner once who I told that I had a canker sore. I have them often. He flipped and thought I had herpes for about a month until convinced otherwise!
need to know diffrence... Medications Jun 26, 2008 06:16 PM great
Girlfriend says she... Relationships Jun 26, 2008 04:30 PM Well said!
suggestions on love... Adult Sexuality Jun 26, 2008 12:54 PM Very good answer as always :)
he dosent even know me! Other Family & People Jun 25, 2008 08:43 PM yeah good point..Im not idiot though ha ha ha
making boobs bigger by... Adult Sexuality Jun 25, 2008 12:43 PM I was just kidding around :p
Happily married but... Relationships Jun 25, 2008 06:55 AM Wow, right on the money, I wish I could have said it as well as you did, way to go KP!
Monkey spanking? Adult Sexuality Jun 24, 2008 09:01 PM Thanks.
Happily married but... Relationships Jun 24, 2008 08:59 PM Absolutely, without a doubt, 100% correct!!
A marriage with no kids? Marriage Jun 19, 2008 05:46 AM Well said!
how should i feel about... Relationships Jun 17, 2008 11:51 AM Superbly said my dear...
is it wrong to tell the... Relationships Jun 17, 2008 11:47 AM il keep that in mind
to soon Adult Sexuality Jun 17, 2008 10:44 AM lol.. i know I shouldnt be wasting my time thinking about something this tiny, in the grand scheme of things... typical me though :)
synonym about... Writing Jun 17, 2008 06:19 AM greenie for a great answer.
fear of being on top? Adult Sexuality Jun 16, 2008 12:07 PM thank well put... your advice really put things in perceptive
female orgasm Adult Sexuality Jun 14, 2008 06:58 PM Well said KP, as always, and very true.
Dryness Adult Sexuality Jun 13, 2008 06:17 AM very very insightful
Pediatrician... Pregnancy & New Motherhood Jun 11, 2008 01:31 PM uhhhh good one!
my gf. Adult Sexuality Jun 11, 2008 12:26 PM Yes I agree! she sounds a bit shy or inexperienced, this is something she has to work through dont know if there's anything he can do about it...
can't during sex Adult Sexuality Jun 9, 2008 09:34 AM Excellent post.
she has long distance... Teens Jun 8, 2008 06:34 PM best answer
18 and pregnant Adoption Jun 7, 2008 09:03 AM I will agree with you because I couldn't give Synn a balancer, had to spread the rep. :)
Fake boobs Adult Sexuality Jun 6, 2008 08:04 AM and you found that video, how????
Difficult club member Other Family & People Jun 5, 2008 03:57 PM good answer-i would add that let him show his porn to the community and watch what happens-then start a new club with you as the leader.
Fake boobs Adult Sexuality Jun 4, 2008 04:01 AM I've never seen boobs in high heels...
Fake boobs Adult Sexuality Jun 3, 2008 06:53 AM So true KP. My mom had breast cancer, they removed her entire right breast, but she was not an ideal candidate for reconstruction. She was not a vain person, but the loss of her breast was devestating.
Name of song! Songs May 31, 2008 06:00 PM it was totally right thanx!
What do you do If the... Dating May 29, 2008 03:34 PM Holy crap! Right between the eyes! Brutal honesty gets the job done! Excellent.
Husband wants me to... Adult Sexuality May 28, 2008 10:45 PM Well said.
Free Music Internet & the Web May 28, 2008 12:51 AM Yes indeedy.
Fantasy movie from 1980s Movies May 27, 2008 11:14 AM That was my first guess, just based on the owl. If the movie featured Cerberus, that would account for the dog (although it's supposed to have three heads).
Dumped after 5 years. Relationships May 27, 2008 04:40 AM good answer
cutting for contol? Mental & Emotional Health May 24, 2008 03:46 PM BRAVO!!!
libido enhancer Adult Sexuality May 24, 2008 10:39 AM I didn't say the sex enhancing drugs are SAFE. Improve your reading comprehension; you misread all my comments!!! :)
my boyfriend has low... Adult Sexuality May 23, 2008 11:09 PM Balancer. This sounds like the truth.
my boyfriend has low... Adult Sexuality May 23, 2008 10:59 PM Good answer.
Wet vagina Adult Sexuality May 23, 2008 04:21 PM And once again my husband's at work. Thanks KP ;)
is he into me? Dating May 23, 2008 03:24 PM you are right, I'm sorry.
Wet vagina Adult Sexuality May 23, 2008 03:06 PM Sage advice and a very excellent post.
i hate my step kids Children May 20, 2008 05:04 PM so it's ok for her to call my children "spawns" and prognur a biotch. When somoene gives it back to her she wants to run crying.
Why does sex suck? Adult Sexuality May 20, 2008 01:03 PM lol is that picture of your eye? hmm seem cute! lol
How to get this body Weight Loss May 20, 2008 12:28 PM Great answer!!
i hate my step kids Children May 20, 2008 11:54 AM Then can you remove the comment bushg made calling me a kunt?????
Why does a 57 yr old... Adult Sexuality May 20, 2008 07:35 AM Terrific
I want a threesome Adult Sexuality May 16, 2008 12:13 PM Awwwwww....*smooches*




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