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On the outside
| Experience:
I’ve spent a few years in the joint....
I've been in a federal penitentiary, a state penitentiary and a correctional center. I spent time in a prison camp, a prison farm, and a prison built before the civil war.
I've worn a ball and chain and been on a chain gang. I’ve been chained to my chair, my waist, my ankles, the floor, the guy next to me, and the van I was riding in.
I’ve been on probation, parole, diversion, conditional release, and I’ve bailed out a few times.
I’ve been in a juvenile jail, a county jail, a Mexican jail and a military brig. I've even been in a tent city jail, where they made me wear pink underwear and eat green baloney. The food was much better in Mexico.
I remember it all, and lived to tell about it.
| Occupation:
Pastry chef on an oil rig in the South Pacific
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 Latest Reputation Received | | Question | Topic | Date | Comment |  | Thought Crimes | Christianity | May 8, 2008 05:19 AM | Actully Ex...we ARE our thoughts...as a man thinks so is he...fyi ( yep it is in the bible) ;) |  | What to do(Coustody)? | Family Law | May 7, 2008 10:18 AM | that is a great answer but see about cousaling to work out how to raise him apropriatly | | WeeD what does this mean? | Crime | May 5, 2008 12:50 PM | SO true!! | | DUI Arrest | Criminal Law | May 2, 2008 08:05 AM | thank you. he has a lawyer. | | contract for 2nd... | Real Estate Law | May 2, 2008 05:57 AM | Good? Heck, we'd have to be psychic! | | how to conceive twin... | Women's Health | Apr 26, 2008 01:56 PM | Sounds reasonable enough to ME. Try it. | | how to conceive twin... | Women's Health | Apr 26, 2008 07:33 AM | LMAO, I spit out the water I was drinking, laughing so hard, to funny Excon. :) | | Hair Follicle testing | Medical Science | Apr 25, 2008 12:08 PM | It's not poop; he answered your question and he answered correctly. Don't hit him with a red box just because you're not smart enough to not smoke a reefer!! | | My step dad is an idiot. | Criminal Law | Apr 25, 2008 07:02 AM | Sure it will. Get him some new connections. Duh! | | Unsigned confession | Criminal Law | Apr 24, 2008 06:25 AM | So when all is said and done we are in agreement. |  | Hair Follicle testing | Medical Science | Apr 22, 2008 09:38 AM | That was POOP!!!! | | who is at fault | Other Law | Apr 21, 2008 05:59 AM | Hey, I was going to say that. You beat me to it. ;) | | falsely accussed any... | Criminal Law | Apr 19, 2008 06:21 PM | wow, We never thought about it in those terms | | Quick Claim Deed | Real Estate Law | Apr 19, 2008 06:08 AM | Thank you for the help | | Seller didnt disclose... | Real Estate Law | Apr 19, 2008 05:55 AM | yep, happened with a house I bought...I'm still in it 4 years later :) | | Lawn Maintenance Required | Real Estate Law | Apr 19, 2008 05:40 AM | Promise me no matter what you will never, ever rent from me! I'd still be speechless. | | Found Money.what to do? | Philosophy | Apr 19, 2008 04:36 AM | Common sense response. | | voluntary termination... | Parenting | Apr 16, 2008 08:33 PM | Very good point! Nicely said Excon! | | Lie Detectors | Crime | Apr 14, 2008 05:37 PM | I laughed so hard I spit coffee on my monitor. Hee, hee. | | man wears womens ... | Relationships | Apr 11, 2008 10:53 AM | I Don't know personally but............................................... ....!?? | | 1099-misc income I... | Criminal Law | Apr 11, 2008 04:36 AM | In deed I did. The story that you read is being published in 4 county's next week. I figured that there is some loop whole out there and hopefully someone can help me. It seems every direction I turn I get cut off. | | statute of limitation... | Criminal Law | Apr 10, 2008 06:00 PM | lol | | man wears womens ... | Relationships | Apr 10, 2008 09:17 AM | man in my panties= not cool | | My butt hurts | Weight Loss | Apr 10, 2008 08:15 AM | LOL-Don't know about accurate but it is FUNNY! | | I want to concieve a... | Pregnancy & New Motherhood | Apr 9, 2008 07:13 PM | Well,THAT certainly explains things and tells me why I had sons!!! | | Thought Crimes | Christianity | Apr 9, 2008 02:00 PM | :D Keepa my mouth shut :D!!! :D | | Sue Case | Corporate Law | Apr 9, 2008 11:45 AM | Fair enough | | Hiring a felon | Other Law | Apr 9, 2008 05:43 AM | very helpful | | drank driving | Criminal Law | Apr 8, 2008 05:25 AM | there really is no excuse good enough for DUI | | quit my job in iowa but... | Family Law | Apr 7, 2008 09:32 AM | I agree with Ex-Con, some people need to start again with the basics in life. However some of it can't be taught! Good Luck | | dependant on marijuana. | Addictions | Apr 7, 2008 08:33 AM | plus its bad for the waistline (wink) | | 3 Day Pay or Quit Crazy... | Real Estate Law | Apr 6, 2008 02:27 PM | Apparenlty yes and yes. | | Price of gold | Investing | Apr 5, 2008 12:19 PM | It seems accurate and something to check out. | | Found Money.what to do? | Philosophy | Apr 1, 2008 06:49 AM | I thought you would like that!!!!! | | international travel... | Crime | Mar 31, 2008 07:15 PM | Yup! | | Summary Judgement | Corporate Law | Mar 31, 2008 03:50 PM | He does seem to know what he's talking about, doesn't he? | | co-owning property | Real Estate Law | Mar 30, 2008 05:56 PM | Thanks! But I got confused, so the contract we both signed holds no weight? | | How to approach a... | Parenting | Mar 30, 2008 08:01 AM | Right again you are. | | How do I report Man... | Immigration Law | Mar 30, 2008 07:24 AM | yep, my thoughts... | | Can a red-haired dad... | Biology | Mar 29, 2008 06:32 PM | Some genes are "incompletely penetrant" and so not dominant, but that's not really why we evolve, just to pick nits...and be irritating! | | Is it time for a new... | Politics | Mar 29, 2008 04:46 PM | Yes! Term limits are good! | | Search Warrant | Criminal Law | Mar 29, 2008 09:02 AM | thats for sure! | | New Hire Making More... | Office Politics | Mar 28, 2008 10:12 AM | agreed..Take this to heart. THis is the best answer I have read thus far on this topic | | Does Having... | Teens | Mar 27, 2008 11:54 AM | so true... | | Probate/Estate | Other Law | Mar 27, 2008 07:14 AM | NOTE TO SELF (many, many posts later): Pay more attention to what Excon posts. He knowest what he talkests about (Shakespeare). | | showing proof | Family Law | Mar 26, 2008 05:56 AM | Good points, excon | | anal sex | Adult Sexuality | Mar 25, 2008 07:05 AM | sold technique, used it many a time myself. I enjoy anal with my wife..its HOT | | can i have sexual... | Other Law | Mar 24, 2008 03:55 AM | Won't touch this...MC hammer says...."Can't touch this" but Allheart says, I love u | | Sold the puppy I bought... | Small Claims | Mar 23, 2008 06:40 AM | I brought to Fr Chuck's attention that I have heard you can either pay the $1800 (or thereabouts) the quick, painful way ... or the slow, painful way - or so I'm told. One way or the other - and, yes, it's really his all time best! | | can i have sexual... | Other Law | Mar 22, 2008 06:29 PM | Every one knows that this is impossible.....I drank the kool Aid | | Why don't we get benefits | Corporate Law | Mar 21, 2008 04:00 AM | true | | Can my friend still... | Criminal Law | Mar 20, 2008 07:54 AM | Honest as usual. I agree. | | Bad Check | Criminal Law | Mar 19, 2008 12:03 PM | great advice | | Mixing Religion &... | Politics | Mar 19, 2008 06:27 AM | my church does NOT subscribe to this being a Christian nation . | | International Wire... | Banking | Mar 16, 2008 01:48 PM | thx for your input | | i think i'm bi-sexual. | Teens | Mar 15, 2008 08:41 AM | Awesome!!! | | Hey its courtney what... | Family Law | Mar 15, 2008 05:29 AM | exactly and she would have to be able to move with her mom and have mom get the PFA | | Are we Alone? | Astronomy | Mar 11, 2008 05:48 PM | me too | | Ceiling is crying.... | Real Estate Law | Mar 11, 2008 04:21 PM | I agree about the moving part 100% | | I don't believe in free... | Relationships | Mar 11, 2008 03:02 PM | You took the words right out of my mouth. | | civil disobedience | Politics | Mar 11, 2008 02:39 PM | But often, whether or not a law is "immoral" is a matter of opinion. | | civil disobedience | Politics | Mar 11, 2008 12:40 PM | Excellent :) | | can i have sexual... | Other Law | Mar 11, 2008 09:45 AM | Perhaps the question should have been MAY I have sex ... made my day! (I'm easily amused on Tuesdays.) | | civil disobedience | Politics | Mar 10, 2008 10:31 AM | Excon, let me point you to my signature, and then to post #8…where I pointed out that “Thomas Paine noted, sovereignty is a property of individual agents, not States. The legitimacy of a State is derived entirely from its people.” To which I agree. | | What EXACTLY happened | Economics | Mar 9, 2008 10:49 PM | agree. | | no compete agreement | Corporate Law | Mar 9, 2008 11:41 AM | what I was thinking but wasn't sure on the specifics | | URGENT - SOL Tolling... | Small Claims | Mar 9, 2008 10:03 AM | Thirteen posts, not always the same circumstances - frustrating for me, trying to answer clearly. Only thing I know is mother is still fighting daughter's battles, one marriage and several children later. | | I don't believe in free... | Relationships | Mar 8, 2008 06:13 AM | good advice, gave the op 2 different options. | | civil disobedience | Politics | Mar 8, 2008 04:42 AM | American Henry David Thoreau pretty much wrote the field manual that Gandhi and MLK Jr. employed . | | Notice? | Real Estate Law | Mar 7, 2008 01:58 PM | Did you call yourself a pretty little thing when you were arguing with yourself? | | At War with the neighbors | Real Estate Law | Mar 6, 2008 12:05 PM | You said it perfectly. | | Are officers liable for... | Other Law | Mar 5, 2008 01:36 PM | thanks | | What if I drive without... | Other Law | Mar 4, 2008 05:34 AM | I was going to make a similar suggestion. Of course, he still needs someone to get to the farm. | | Removing a Felony | Criminal Law | Mar 2, 2008 03:08 PM | hit it right on buddy | | I'm not at fault but I... | Family Law | Mar 2, 2008 07:26 AM | I agree. Spanking a child is a moral judgement but beating a child is a criminal act. You had places to go and YOU chose not to. Many shelters would have taken you in on short term. ex_con is correct | | Found Roman Silver... | Collectibles | Mar 1, 2008 07:21 PM | Here I always thought it was OklaRomalains! | | prescriptions to stop... | The Lounge | Feb 28, 2008 10:11 AM | YOU...are too funny Ex....very funny !!!!!!! Stringer | | Is it really a thread... | Other Member Discussions | Feb 27, 2008 08:12 PM | Ahhh.. an answer from the LawGod. (although opposite of LawDog.) | | cleaning service... | Other Law | Feb 26, 2008 06:10 AM | GREAT ADVICE, STRAIT DOWN THE LINE | | Why does a child need... | Children | Feb 25, 2008 04:42 PM | exactly | | passport while on... | Criminal Law | Feb 25, 2008 12:40 PM | you can travel as long as the probation officer gives permission and you are not on the restricted registrar for travel. | | Why does a child need... | Children | Feb 25, 2008 09:21 AM | Right on! As we get older, we change from sandbox to courts - and still can be childish or revengeful. | | Contractor Dispute | Other Law | Feb 24, 2008 05:30 PM | Great answer; thanks. | | Can I be jailed for not... | Family Law | Feb 24, 2008 12:53 PM | Me neither. But who could say it better then this. Nice going Ex :) | | Can I be jailed for not... | Family Law | Feb 24, 2008 09:14 AM | I couldn't have said it any better either. | | Can I be jailed for not... | Family Law | Feb 24, 2008 08:29 AM | I couldn't have said it better | | Party drinks | Food & Drink | Feb 24, 2008 08:02 AM | exactly... | | Can I be jailed for not... | Family Law | Feb 24, 2008 07:38 AM | A+ advice | | Sex: worth all the hype... | Adult Sexuality | Feb 24, 2008 05:12 AM | i never said i wouldnt like it, just wanted to know if its as good as its said to be, point missed | | Sex with Big Women | Adult Sexuality | Feb 23, 2008 06:11 AM | LOL! C'mon now.. you're more creative than that! | | Immigrant rights 101 | Politics | Feb 22, 2008 09:19 AM | Always that common sense -- what a guy! | | Bench Warrant | Criminal Law | Feb 21, 2008 02:24 PM | This was a very nasty reply! | | Immigrant rights 101 | Politics | Feb 21, 2008 04:35 AM | my voice ? it has been consistent for over 20 years . We tried amnesty and it did not work . The examples given on this thread shows enforcement does work if tried. | | Fake Marriage | Divorce | Feb 20, 2008 11:41 AM | Thanks EX, your on it. | | open relationship | Relationships | Feb 19, 2008 12:51 PM | This is so wrong, but so right! | | Neighbors are... | Criminal Law | Feb 19, 2008 09:26 AM | Revenge is the real motive for his actions. | | Fake Marriage | Divorce | Feb 19, 2008 05:40 AM | Totally agree, You made youe bed, now lay in it! | | Order of Protection At... | Criminal Law | Feb 18, 2008 08:09 PM | I hope, will see tomorrow. Thank | | Want to be a pilot? | Aviation | Feb 18, 2008 08:14 AM | Good point: airline hiring is cyclical. | | good name for a buisness | Small Business | Feb 18, 2008 02:50 AM | thanks for this, i like the corp idea |
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