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I’ve spent a few years in the joint....

I've been in a federal penitentiary, a state penitentiary and a correctional center. I spent time in a prison camp, a prison farm, and a prison built before the civil war.

I've worn a ball and chain and been on a chain gang. I’ve been chained to my chair, my waist, my ankles, the floor, the guy next to me, and the van I was riding in.

I’ve been on probation, parole, diversion, conditional release, and I’ve bailed out a few times.

I’ve been in a juvenile jail, a county jail, a Mexican jail and a military brig. I've even been in a tent city jail, where they made me wear pink underwear and eat green baloney. The food was much better in Mexico.

I remember it all, and lived to tell about it.
Occupation:
Pastry chef on an oil rig in the South Pacific
 
     


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Thought Crimes Christianity May 8, 2008 05:19 AM Actully Ex...we ARE our thoughts...as a man thinks so is he...fyi ( yep it is in the bible) ;)
What to do(Coustody)? Family Law May 7, 2008 10:18 AM that is a great answer but see about cousaling to work out how to raise him apropriatly
WeeD what does this mean? Crime May 5, 2008 12:50 PM SO true!!
DUI Arrest Criminal Law May 2, 2008 08:05 AM thank you. he has a lawyer.
contract for 2nd... Real Estate Law May 2, 2008 05:57 AM Good? Heck, we'd have to be psychic!
how to conceive twin... Women's Health Apr 26, 2008 01:56 PM Sounds reasonable enough to ME. Try it.
how to conceive twin... Women's Health Apr 26, 2008 07:33 AM LMAO, I spit out the water I was drinking, laughing so hard, to funny Excon. :)
Hair Follicle testing Medical Science Apr 25, 2008 12:08 PM It's not poop; he answered your question and he answered correctly. Don't hit him with a red box just because you're not smart enough to not smoke a reefer!!
My step dad is an idiot. Criminal Law Apr 25, 2008 07:02 AM Sure it will. Get him some new connections. Duh!
Unsigned confession Criminal Law Apr 24, 2008 06:25 AM So when all is said and done we are in agreement.
Hair Follicle testing Medical Science Apr 22, 2008 09:38 AM That was POOP!!!!
who is at fault Other Law Apr 21, 2008 05:59 AM Hey, I was going to say that. You beat me to it. ;)
falsely accussed any... Criminal Law Apr 19, 2008 06:21 PM wow, We never thought about it in those terms
Quick Claim Deed Real Estate Law Apr 19, 2008 06:08 AM Thank you for the help
Seller didnt disclose... Real Estate Law Apr 19, 2008 05:55 AM yep, happened with a house I bought...I'm still in it 4 years later :)
Lawn Maintenance Required Real Estate Law Apr 19, 2008 05:40 AM Promise me no matter what you will never, ever rent from me! I'd still be speechless.
Found Money.what to do? Philosophy Apr 19, 2008 04:36 AM Common sense response.
voluntary termination... Parenting Apr 16, 2008 08:33 PM Very good point! Nicely said Excon!
Lie Detectors Crime Apr 14, 2008 05:37 PM I laughed so hard I spit coffee on my monitor. Hee, hee.
man wears womens ... Relationships Apr 11, 2008 10:53 AM I Don't know personally but............................................... ....!??
1099-misc income I... Criminal Law Apr 11, 2008 04:36 AM In deed I did. The story that you read is being published in 4 county's next week. I figured that there is some loop whole out there and hopefully someone can help me. It seems every direction I turn I get cut off.
statute of limitation... Criminal Law Apr 10, 2008 06:00 PM lol
man wears womens ... Relationships Apr 10, 2008 09:17 AM man in my panties= not cool
My butt hurts Weight Loss Apr 10, 2008 08:15 AM LOL-Don't know about accurate but it is FUNNY!
I want to concieve a... Pregnancy & New Motherhood Apr 9, 2008 07:13 PM Well,THAT certainly explains things and tells me why I had sons!!!
Thought Crimes Christianity Apr 9, 2008 02:00 PM :D Keepa my mouth shut :D!!! :D
Sue Case Corporate Law Apr 9, 2008 11:45 AM Fair enough
Hiring a felon Other Law Apr 9, 2008 05:43 AM very helpful
drank driving Criminal Law Apr 8, 2008 05:25 AM there really is no excuse good enough for DUI
quit my job in iowa but... Family Law Apr 7, 2008 09:32 AM I agree with Ex-Con, some people need to start again with the basics in life. However some of it can't be taught! Good Luck
dependant on marijuana. Addictions Apr 7, 2008 08:33 AM plus its bad for the waistline (wink)
3 Day Pay or Quit Crazy... Real Estate Law Apr 6, 2008 02:27 PM Apparenlty yes and yes.
Price of gold Investing Apr 5, 2008 12:19 PM It seems accurate and something to check out.
Found Money.what to do? Philosophy Apr 1, 2008 06:49 AM I thought you would like that!!!!!
international travel... Crime Mar 31, 2008 07:15 PM Yup!
Summary Judgement Corporate Law Mar 31, 2008 03:50 PM He does seem to know what he's talking about, doesn't he?
co-owning property Real Estate Law Mar 30, 2008 05:56 PM Thanks! But I got confused, so the contract we both signed holds no weight?
How to approach a... Parenting Mar 30, 2008 08:01 AM Right again you are.
How do I report Man... Immigration Law Mar 30, 2008 07:24 AM yep, my thoughts...
Can a red-haired dad... Biology Mar 29, 2008 06:32 PM Some genes are "incompletely penetrant" and so not dominant, but that's not really why we evolve, just to pick nits...and be irritating!
Is it time for a new... Politics Mar 29, 2008 04:46 PM Yes! Term limits are good!
Search Warrant Criminal Law Mar 29, 2008 09:02 AM thats for sure!
New Hire Making More... Office Politics Mar 28, 2008 10:12 AM agreed..Take this to heart. THis is the best answer I have read thus far on this topic
Does Having... Teens Mar 27, 2008 11:54 AM so true...
Probate/Estate Other Law Mar 27, 2008 07:14 AM NOTE TO SELF (many, many posts later): Pay more attention to what Excon posts. He knowest what he talkests about (Shakespeare).
showing proof Family Law Mar 26, 2008 05:56 AM Good points, excon
anal sex Adult Sexuality Mar 25, 2008 07:05 AM sold technique, used it many a time myself. I enjoy anal with my wife..its HOT
can i have sexual... Other Law Mar 24, 2008 03:55 AM Won't touch this...MC hammer says...."Can't touch this" but Allheart says, I love u
Sold the puppy I bought... Small Claims Mar 23, 2008 06:40 AM I brought to Fr Chuck's attention that I have heard you can either pay the $1800 (or thereabouts) the quick, painful way ... or the slow, painful way - or so I'm told. One way or the other - and, yes, it's really his all time best!
can i have sexual... Other Law Mar 22, 2008 06:29 PM Every one knows that this is impossible.....I drank the kool Aid
Why don't we get benefits Corporate Law Mar 21, 2008 04:00 AM true
Can my friend still... Criminal Law Mar 20, 2008 07:54 AM Honest as usual. I agree.
Bad Check Criminal Law Mar 19, 2008 12:03 PM great advice
Mixing Religion &... Politics Mar 19, 2008 06:27 AM my church does NOT subscribe to this being a Christian nation .
International Wire... Banking Mar 16, 2008 01:48 PM thx for your input
i think i'm bi-sexual. Teens Mar 15, 2008 08:41 AM Awesome!!!
Hey its courtney what... Family Law Mar 15, 2008 05:29 AM exactly and she would have to be able to move with her mom and have mom get the PFA
Are we Alone? Astronomy Mar 11, 2008 05:48 PM me too
Ceiling is crying.... Real Estate Law Mar 11, 2008 04:21 PM I agree about the moving part 100%
I don't believe in free... Relationships Mar 11, 2008 03:02 PM You took the words right out of my mouth.
civil disobedience Politics Mar 11, 2008 02:39 PM But often, whether or not a law is "immoral" is a matter of opinion.
civil disobedience Politics Mar 11, 2008 12:40 PM Excellent :)
can i have sexual... Other Law Mar 11, 2008 09:45 AM Perhaps the question should have been MAY I have sex ... made my day! (I'm easily amused on Tuesdays.)
civil disobedience Politics Mar 10, 2008 10:31 AM Excon, let me point you to my signature, and then to post #8…where I pointed out that “Thomas Paine noted, sovereignty is a property of individual agents, not States. The legitimacy of a State is derived entirely from its people.” To which I agree.
What EXACTLY happened Economics Mar 9, 2008 10:49 PM agree.
no compete agreement Corporate Law Mar 9, 2008 11:41 AM what I was thinking but wasn't sure on the specifics
URGENT - SOL Tolling... Small Claims Mar 9, 2008 10:03 AM Thirteen posts, not always the same circumstances - frustrating for me, trying to answer clearly. Only thing I know is mother is still fighting daughter's battles, one marriage and several children later.
I don't believe in free... Relationships Mar 8, 2008 06:13 AM good advice, gave the op 2 different options.
civil disobedience Politics Mar 8, 2008 04:42 AM American Henry David Thoreau pretty much wrote the field manual that Gandhi and MLK Jr. employed .
Notice? Real Estate Law Mar 7, 2008 01:58 PM Did you call yourself a pretty little thing when you were arguing with yourself?
At War with the neighbors Real Estate Law Mar 6, 2008 12:05 PM You said it perfectly.
Are officers liable for... Other Law Mar 5, 2008 01:36 PM thanks
What if I drive without... Other Law Mar 4, 2008 05:34 AM I was going to make a similar suggestion. Of course, he still needs someone to get to the farm.
Removing a Felony Criminal Law Mar 2, 2008 03:08 PM hit it right on buddy
I'm not at fault but I... Family Law Mar 2, 2008 07:26 AM I agree. Spanking a child is a moral judgement but beating a child is a criminal act. You had places to go and YOU chose not to. Many shelters would have taken you in on short term. ex_con is correct
Found Roman Silver... Collectibles Mar 1, 2008 07:21 PM Here I always thought it was OklaRomalains!
prescriptions to stop... The Lounge Feb 28, 2008 10:11 AM YOU...are too funny Ex....very funny !!!!!!! Stringer
Is it really a thread... Other Member Discussions Feb 27, 2008 08:12 PM Ahhh.. an answer from the LawGod. (although opposite of LawDog.)
cleaning service... Other Law Feb 26, 2008 06:10 AM GREAT ADVICE, STRAIT DOWN THE LINE
Why does a child need... Children Feb 25, 2008 04:42 PM exactly
passport while on... Criminal Law Feb 25, 2008 12:40 PM you can travel as long as the probation officer gives permission and you are not on the restricted registrar for travel.
Why does a child need... Children Feb 25, 2008 09:21 AM Right on! As we get older, we change from sandbox to courts - and still can be childish or revengeful.
Contractor Dispute Other Law Feb 24, 2008 05:30 PM Great answer; thanks.
Can I be jailed for not... Family Law Feb 24, 2008 12:53 PM Me neither. But who could say it better then this. Nice going Ex :)
Can I be jailed for not... Family Law Feb 24, 2008 09:14 AM I couldn't have said it any better either.
Can I be jailed for not... Family Law Feb 24, 2008 08:29 AM I couldn't have said it better
Party drinks Food & Drink Feb 24, 2008 08:02 AM exactly...
Can I be jailed for not... Family Law Feb 24, 2008 07:38 AM A+ advice
Sex: worth all the hype... Adult Sexuality Feb 24, 2008 05:12 AM i never said i wouldnt like it, just wanted to know if its as good as its said to be, point missed
Sex with Big Women Adult Sexuality Feb 23, 2008 06:11 AM LOL! C'mon now.. you're more creative than that!
Immigrant rights 101 Politics Feb 22, 2008 09:19 AM Always that common sense -- what a guy!
Bench Warrant Criminal Law Feb 21, 2008 02:24 PM This was a very nasty reply!
Immigrant rights 101 Politics Feb 21, 2008 04:35 AM my voice ? it has been consistent for over 20 years . We tried amnesty and it did not work . The examples given on this thread shows enforcement does work if tried.
Fake Marriage Divorce Feb 20, 2008 11:41 AM Thanks EX, your on it.
open relationship Relationships Feb 19, 2008 12:51 PM This is so wrong, but so right!
Neighbors are... Criminal Law Feb 19, 2008 09:26 AM Revenge is the real motive for his actions.
Fake Marriage Divorce Feb 19, 2008 05:40 AM Totally agree, You made youe bed, now lay in it!
Order of Protection At... Criminal Law Feb 18, 2008 08:09 PM I hope, will see tomorrow. Thank
Want to be a pilot? Aviation Feb 18, 2008 08:14 AM Good point: airline hiring is cyclical.
good name for a buisness Small Business Feb 18, 2008 02:50 AM thanks for this, i like the corp idea




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