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    liz28 Posts: 4,662, Reputation: 1034
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    #1

    Mar 7, 2009, 09:46 AM
    What would you put here?
    Recently me and my friends made our own t-shirts with our own slogan. I put "Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?" & "I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?".

    What would you put on yours?
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    #2

    Mar 7, 2009, 09:59 AM

    I was thinking of a design for a T-shirt the other day, Lot of fisherman here and the shirts say "Shut Up and Fish".
    Gave me an Idea that says"Shut up and Screw", then American Drywallers Association or something like that.
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    Mar 8, 2009, 09:36 AM

    almost any saying I can think of that I would want on a shirt already is on a shirt(ThinkGeek :: Stuff for Smart Masses) pebkac, rtfm, no place like 127.0.0.1 and 1+1=3 are a few of my favorites. But to make one myself...

    lets see how about on the back of the shirt print this side forward.

    or as a geeky bit of fun, have a shirt with a pulse sensor and an LCD on the front that shows a heart beating in time.
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    Mar 9, 2009, 08:00 PM

    Thinkgeek and Tshirthell, they get a percentage of our take-home pay. My wife and I have an entire wardrobe of geek T's and totally inappropriate for public tshirthell T's. Got to love it.

    Myself, I want a T that says:

    Lack of planning on your part,
    Does not constitute an emergency on mine!
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    #5

    Mar 9, 2009, 08:02 PM
    Oh, and two more,

    The problem with you computer is obvious,
    There's a short between the seat and the keyboard

    And

    The problem with your car is obvious,
    There's a short between the seat and the steering wheel
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    #6

    Mar 13, 2009, 01:16 PM

    My favs (found these down in NC)

    "Im not drunk, im just testin me sea legs"

    "Its better be on a boat with a drink on the rocks than in the drink with a boat on the rocks"
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    #7

    Mar 14, 2009, 07:09 AM

    I like that! I thought of another one "Kiss me but don't tell my fiance".
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    Mar 14, 2009, 12:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by vwdieseljunkie View Post
    Oh, and two more,

    The problem with you computer is obvious,
    there's a short between the seat and the keyboard

    and

    The problem with your car is obvious,
    there's a short between the seat and the steering wheel
    Lol I like the comp one. One of my other all time fav's is "their is 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who dont" --just great
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    #9

    Apr 6, 2009, 06:41 AM
    I saw one that said 'I have PMT and ESP, that makes me a b***h that knows everything.' :p
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    Apr 7, 2009, 10:13 AM
    A few I've seen, remembered, and liked...

    "good girls are bad girls that never get caught"

    "doesnt play well with others"

    "you say psycho like its a bad thing"

    "i hear voices... and they dont like you"

    A previous lovers fav line was...
    "you dont get in trouble for things you almost do"

    She would also say, whenever you announced you were looking for something
    "its in my pants"...

    An old saying of mine concerning sex
    "false hope is still hope"

    Would Never do it, but id secretly wish to print out a tshirt for my 5 year old that said
    "Daddy's Little C*ck Blocker"
    Maybe you need to be a parent for that one...
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    #11

    Apr 7, 2009, 10:27 AM

    I have always liked excon's signature
    I didn't drink the kool-aid
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    #12

    Apr 8, 2009, 04:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    I have always liked excon's signature
    I didn't drink the kool-aid
    I like, I like!
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    #13

    Apr 21, 2009, 06:40 AM

    I'd make it simple. A big "F" with "U" beside it.

    Sarah
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    #14

    Jul 16, 2009, 01:29 PM

    I would put on my shirt "What You Looking At?"
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    #15

    Jul 16, 2009, 01:32 PM

    The "make your boyfriend stop staring at my t!ts" shirt is very inappropriate, but funny...
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    #16

    Jul 16, 2009, 03:10 PM
    These are my boobs, my face is higher up.
    If god had intended you to talk to my boobs, then he wouldn't have made them this close to my arms.

    I read the words on the front of t-shirts because I hope it will be funny, then when I get about as far into it as you are now, I realize that the person wearing it bought the t-shirt just to laugh at me.

    I believe in Elmo.

    Disney grew up and created a nation of giant kids. Give the rabbit some Trix already!!
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    #17

    Jul 16, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    These are my boobs, my face is higher up.

    If god had intended you to talk to my boobs, then he wouldn't have made them this close to my arms.
    If god had intended man to look into a woman's eyes he wouldn't have made nipples so yummy.

    Oh hell.

    Wrong thread.
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    Jul 17, 2009, 02:19 PM


    My favs;

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    Jul 17, 2009, 04:49 PM
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    #20

    Jul 17, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Zomg, hilarious t-shirt porn. My husband just looked n said," That's messed up but funny." And walked off. Lol

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