This means you! Leave now!

magprob

Waz up wild dude?! You been in jail? That's the only place you can't use a computer.

Chery

Hello CaptainRich.. Welcome back. We missed your cheery self!

Have a great weekend all.

I got my grandson's furry rocking horse assembled today, so my Sunday is going to be fun-filled watching him jump from bike to trike to horsey... Can't wait.

magprob

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.

Chery

I know what you mean. His mom and dad ride bikes too and they already have a helmet for him when he rides with mom on her bike and he actually wears it in the house some times.. so I feel confident about the 'safety' part. Every time he comes to visit and I see new scars, scratches and bruises I just cringe, but his mom said it happened to her too when she was his age - ah, the young reminding us oldies that we shouldn't be so freaked - but I can't help it.

His last excapade was thinking he could hold on to the curtain to stop from slipping - well now they have to repair the curtain rod and his bump is almost gone... I swear I would have freaked if I were there... but his mom has everything under control - thank goodness.

By the way - all you dads out there... Happy belated Father's Day!

magprob

1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5 CLICK ON "OPEN"
ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on "OPEN" !!!

Zoom-flash

magprob

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

magprob

Digital Angel


Sympathy For The Devil
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Yo!..... Yo!...... Yo!

Woo Good!....

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around at St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, ah yeah

(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens (whoo whoo)
Fought for ten decades (whoo whoo)
For the gods they made (whoo whoo)

I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
"Who killed the Kennedys?" (whoo whoo)
When after all (whoo whoo)
It was you and me (whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)
I'm a man of wealth and taste (whoo whoo)
And I laid traps for troubadours (whoo whoo)
Who get killed before they reached Bombay (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game(whoo whoo), oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) ..........

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's confusing you (whoo whoo)
Is just the nature of my game (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo whoo)

Just as every cop is a criminal (whoo whoo)
And all the sinners saints (whoo whoo)
As heads is tails (whoo whoo)
Just call me Lucifer (whoo whoo)
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo whoo)

So if you meet me (whoo whoo)
Have some courtesy (whoo whoo)
Have some sympathy, (whoo whoo) and some taste (whoo whoo)
Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah (whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo, whoo)
But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
Is the nature of my game, (whoo whoo) um mean it, (whoo whoo) get down
(whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)

magprob

Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw’s a fascist regime.
Don’t think that they don’t have feelings just cuz a radish can’t scream.
Carrot Juice is MURDER!

Chery

Oh, Mag, that was cute, I sent it out to at least 7 people and hope they enjoy their coffee break.

I have not had a chance to visit this thread for a while, hope all of you are well and including a few Virtual Hugs!

Love,
Chery


As for 'Digital Angel'... Too many thoughts entered my mind looking at that site... maybe I've just watched and read too many science fiction in my life that this makes me wonder who exactly is behind all of this 'wonderful' stuff.
I know where my pet is and I can call my family on the phone...

magprob

Hi Cherry. Good to hear from you. Haven't heard from Start for a while. I guess the bears got her out there in the woods. Oh well.