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magprob · Oct 25, 2007, 05:58 PM

This means you! Leave now!

magprob · May 28, 2008, 04:01 PM

Gosh, I get so excited when my favorite canned meat product makes the front page news!
I'm tingling all over.

magprob · May 28, 2008, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by startover22

I like to think that you are a born hero for Spam, and for Spam eaters everywhere!
Hero Magatory!!
Alright, alright, I will go get some...sheesh!

Yes, I champion the Spam cause tirelessly and without compensation. I am a man of convictions.

startover22 · May 28, 2008, 04:03 PM

Ohhh well....bacon has been there before, I am not that jealous!

magprob · May 28, 2008, 04:12 PM

Yes, BUT, Spam is a completely man made product that can not be duplicated by mere mortals. Anyone can smoke up some bacon. Spam on the other hand, requires a regiment of highly educated scientist. It has to be chopped, spiced, formed, and coaxed into a can. That's why it has only been in existance for a mere 71 years. Before then, humans did not have the technology to pull it off. The gel alone requires extremely sophisticated equipment that injects it in the precise volume as opposed to the mass of the meat and the volume of the can. That's why you never see counterfit Spam. I am amazed at the problematic nature of a seemingly innocent looking can of Spam...just amazed.

startover22 · May 28, 2008, 04:15 PM

I am not amazed that you are amazed...LMAO
Go Magatory!

magprob · May 28, 2008, 04:25 PM

I am not amazed that you are amazed. You compare bacon to Spam when that is like comparing apples to oranges. Spam cannot even be compared to ham since ham is of inconsistant flavor, color and most importantly, taste. Spam is consistant with each serving. Uniform in color, texture, taste, right down to the consistancy of the gel that cushions it from the bangs and bruises of a hostile, outside world. I'll agree, bacon has it's place but for my food dollar, Spam is the first choice.

startover22 · May 28, 2008, 04:35 PM

Just to be better, Spam adds bbacon to their product...look out Spam know it all.....I am here now!!

Spam, Now with Real Bacon! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

magprob · May 29, 2008, 08:24 AM

Well Yea, Bacon sales were sluggish so the Spam Dept. helped them out.

startover22 · May 29, 2008, 08:27 AM

Hahahahaha, Good morning! I would have to disagree...you see the Spam sales were down so Bacon was added to sell more.

EDIT::::::::
Had you any idea they have bacon flavored mints? Bwwahahahahaha
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11706.jpg

magprob · Jun 2, 2008, 09:08 AM

Prince William to patrol Caribbean with Royal Navy, Marines on two-month deployment - International Herald Tribune

When I heard this, I ran down to my local recruiter and asked if I, Magprob, could enlist to "Patrol the azure waters of the West Indies." He told me in no uncertain terms that at my age, I wasn't worthy to patrol the azure waters of a bath tub.
Oh well, I guess I'll be vacationing along the azure waters of Ceasars Palace again this year. I sure hope Prince William will be safe and out of reach of any helicopters.



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