Welcome family, friends and unknown passengers. You have now bought yourself a one way ticket to view the world.

Please welcome our new employee kc, he will be our bus driver. His partner JLo will guide the tour.

We have red and sunny who will be seated at the front of the bus. Just because...shot gun...always. They serve as our ticket takers. They can refuse a rider at any given time.

Adam and bear are our ride on mechanics. Should you see a problem with the bus or you have concerns please feel free to voice it to the two of them. At random times we will be stopping for routine oil and lube jobs. When the need arises.

If you have a medical need you will find Zoe and Shaz in the back. Should the driving make you sickly please use the nurse services.

Again, please enjoy the ride. We will be making many stops around the world.

Our first stop is......Chicago.

Unknown008

Good one Cat!

Already at Chicago?

Just Looking

Thank you all for signing up for our famed Chicago Red Light District Sex Tour. PLEASE TOUR CHICAGO’S RED-LIGHT DISTRICT WITH YOUR PANTS STILL ON. We will start with Chicago’s old Playboy Club.

On February 29, 1960, an event took place in Chicago that galvanized the entertainment industry. That was the night the Chicago Playboy Club -- the first of what would ultimately become a collection of 40 clubs, hotels and resorts around the world -- opened its doors at 116 East Walton Street, just off Michigan Avenue.

Please watch your step as you exit the bus. Sunny and Red will be serving your favorite drinks at the bar


(I may be taking this theme too seriously. Too much time on my hands. )

Unknown008

No, it's okay JLo, I like the tour I'm visiting

By the way, who's Oliver D Rode?

Just Looking

Excellent question, Unknown. I believe that is Sunny's joke about my driving - as in All Over the Road.

I am usually a much better driver, but the men on this tour are so distracting.

redhed35

beer for you,beer for you..we only packed beer!

j-lo,i cant wait untill we get to other places to see what you come up with,you can plan the route.

Unknown008

Lol! Don't you dare pick one so soon!!! I don't want to 'see' you in a hospital bed in the next 150 years!

kctiger

Lots of creative stuff in here. You guys are truly amazing.

Just Looking

Undeterred by the Windy City’s bone-chilling temperatures that Leap Year night, Playboy keyholders and their guests lined up around the block, waiting patiently for admission to what Newsweek would later call a "Disneyland for adults." Its attractions: Food, drink, entertainment and, most especially, the Playboy Bunnies. In celebration, the Playboy Cyber Club today presents a re-launch of that renowned night. Acting as Playboy Bunnies, we now ask that Zoe, Shaz, Cat, Sunny and Red don your outfits. I will sit at the bar with the men while you prepare.

Edit - Alty, you too get to be a Playboy Bunny.

kctiger

Can I buy you a drink?

Just Looking

Why, thank you. I'd love a drink. It improves my driving skills.