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Old Feb 14, 2006, 09:17 AM
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And now for something completely different

Yes that's right Boys and Girls, step right up and.....
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Ask me anything you want that isn't to do with this site and I will answer in a style of my choosing.
That's the rules done, now what are you waiting for ??

[SIZE="1"]Ok I know it's on the wrong board, but this is an experiment
Please note: All answers are for entertainment purposes only[/SIZE]

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Old Feb 16, 2006, 08:30 AM   #41  
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I won $20,000 Hong Kong dollars last year.Not only have I never been there,but I've never played their lottery.When the email asked for my bank details,I was gutted.

Won £10 on the UK Lotto last July though.Lasted me ten minutes.

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nwsflash : LMFAO If thats beer money come drink down my local any time lol 1st rounds on u
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 10:35 AM   #42  
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I won $20,000 Hong Kong dollars last year.Not ony have I never been there,but I've never played their lottery.When the email asked for my bank details,I was gutted.

Won £10 on the UK Lotto last July though.Lasted me ten minutes.

LoL hummm how much is that worth in UK term ??? The new scam is the Spainish Lotto sounds the same kind of things as that Hong Kong one Where they ask you to wire money to get your winnings....Also there was one I heard of just before Christmas that used the same scam but this time it was Canada.

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Nez : ?ú1,481.62 Just beer money I'm afraid.
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Old Jun 10, 2006, 01:44 PM   #43  
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Come on J_9 and Val I can see you looking, join in the gmae
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okay okay LOL

1. How many human languages do you speak?

2. Do you rust in the rain like Tinman?

3. Did your wife ever solve the onion deal?

... enquiring minds want to know! (winks at J9)
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Ok, will I make it through nursing school alive?

You CHEAT!!!!!

No Fair, but still worth another one of your laughs.
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here is another one,

Can Johnny go swimming?
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There that wan't too difficult now was it
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okay okay LOL

1. How many human languages do you speak?

2. Do you rust in the rain like Tinman?

3. Did your wife ever solve the onion deal?

... enquiring minds want to know! (winks at J9)
1. Some I'm flatulant in English, French, German, Jargonese and Techie. I'm also passable in Italian and Spanish.

2. The formation or Iron (I) Oxide is unknown to me so this question is meaningless

3. Yep, Onions are now BANNED from our house.


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Ok, will I make it through nursing school alive?

You CHEAT!!!!!

No Fair, but still worth another one of your laughs.

You will make it through completely alive, but your family on the other hand is a completely different question.
Me cheat never, well not so as you'd notice

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here is another one,

Can Johnny go swimming?
Only of he asks nicely.

Now this thread has been well and truely bumped, anymore for anymore ??
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Old Jun 10, 2006, 02:18 PM   #48  
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Why is the sky blue?

How do fish drink?

Why is a dog fart the worst smell in the world?

And, oh yea, Johnny asked nicely, Rae took him swimming.
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Why is the sky blue?

Oooo I know this one, hang on it's on the tip of my tongue, I know it was here a minute ago. I remember now, it's cos it would look silly if it where pink with purple spots.

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How do fish drink?
Everybody knows its with a glass !!!

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Why is a dog fart the worst smell in the world?
You've never met my cats have you !! They work for Porton Down (UK chemical weapons station)
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Why is a dog fart the worst smell in the world?
Nah uh, cat breath beats dog flatulation, paws down!!!! (LOL @ your avatar!)
(Winks at Ben )


I have one more, now that I have given it some thought while putting away a load of laundry . .

what are some of the good reasons for living in Mondas?
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