The Castle, again, yup, again.

Altenweg · Oct 9, 2008, 10:48 PM

Okay kids, it's time to move back into the castle.

We've made a few more changes.

We now have a pool with a swim up bar, and of course the waiters, hi boys.

The piranahs didn't make it but the alligators are doing well, watch out though, they're hungry.

I've purchased a few guard dogs to roam the property, they only listen to my commands so please, don't try to leave, it's just safer if you stay put.

The rooms have all been cleaned and the torture chamber got a new coat of paint. Thanks for the help with that Sneezy, that was fun.

So come on in, sit by the fire, let Egor get you a drink.

Oh, the duck is trying to regrow her feathers, I think we should let her, I need new pillows for my bed.

Queen Alty is waiting........

Altenweg · Oct 23, 2008, 04:41 PM

Hello, one got gas just thinking about it, don't forget that one Guy.

theguywithnolife · Oct 23, 2008, 04:45 PM

LOl..

21 people

Altenweg · Oct 23, 2008, 04:46 PM

theguywithnolife · Oct 23, 2008, 04:47 PM

Shyoot..I'll end up taking Pictures
The sad thing is..I'll have to saran wrap it then cut it into like..7 peices because 6 people wanted a bite..well 2 of them besides me invented it so their automatiically allowed

Altenweg · Oct 23, 2008, 04:53 PM

Wow, this is quite the undertaking Guy, the sandwich tasting, nee, unveiling, is going to be quite the event.

Okay, I need help. We have flies in our house, the get in because of the kids and then they reproduce like crazy. Now, I've been on a fly killing spree for two days now and I swear I've killed at least 50 of the little buggers. Is it my imagination or do two flies come to each flies funeral? They're winning, what do I do?

albear · Oct 23, 2008, 04:55 PM

employ spydie

Altenweg · Oct 23, 2008, 04:57 PM

Oooooh, good idea Bear. Do you think she'd come over and help me with this? Or should I just go and buy a tarantula? The kids would be thrilled, so would I, but hubby would freak out, he's scared of spiders (big wimp).

All I know is that it's them or me, and I'm not giving up. Darn flies.

albear · Oct 23, 2008, 04:59 PM

youd have to keep an eye on the tarantular, (i hear they take stuff when your not looking) house spiders are a good bet. and they work for FREE!

Altenweg · Oct 23, 2008, 05:01 PM

Tarantulas take stuff? Like what? Small children? Rabbits? A puppy? My hubby? But I like tarantulas, they're so pretty and fuzzy and nice. Besides, my friend is an entomoligist, he could get me one for free.

Okay, house spider, you do realize I live in Canada, it's a bit cold to be finding spiders outside, most of them are already dead.

The flies need to die!!

albear · Oct 23, 2008, 05:08 PM

sounds like youve made your mind up already

personally id use spray lol,
quick question, how come even though its so cold there are so many flies when they should have died like the spiders



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