The Castle, again, yup, again.

Altenweg · Oct 9, 2008, 10:48 PM

Okay kids, it's time to move back into the castle.

We've made a few more changes.

We now have a pool with a swim up bar, and of course the waiters, hi boys.

The piranahs didn't make it but the alligators are doing well, watch out though, they're hungry.

I've purchased a few guard dogs to roam the property, they only listen to my commands so please, don't try to leave, it's just safer if you stay put.

The rooms have all been cleaned and the torture chamber got a new coat of paint. Thanks for the help with that Sneezy, that was fun.

So come on in, sit by the fire, let Egor get you a drink.

Oh, the duck is trying to regrow her feathers, I think we should let her, I need new pillows for my bed.

Queen Alty is waiting........

spyderglass · Oct 15, 2008, 10:10 PM

Robbed? That totally sucks. Just got done watching Trailer Park Boys. Maybe they did it Starby

starbuck8 · Oct 15, 2008, 10:12 PM

Oh it's a trailer park boy alright! I know who's behind this. It's been going on for two yrs since I left him.

By the way...thankyou you guys!! I appreciate it!

spyderglass · Oct 15, 2008, 10:14 PM

I hope they catch the ______(insert expletive)...

Altenweg · Oct 15, 2008, 10:19 PM

Starby, even though I'm on the phone with you right now, just want to say it here. One word dear, just one word, and I'll be at your front door in 6 hours with a shotgun, bullets and a baseball bat.

I'm not worried about going to jail, the cops won't do anything, they haven't so far. You just tell me were mister wonderful lives, I'll go give him a wakeup call and when they come to question me, you're my alibi. Deal?

I won't kill him, I'll just scare the bejesus out of him. I'm so farking mad, not only at him, but at the lazy a$$ cops in your town. This is enough, maybe they'll finally do their job when you die.

Sorry, vent, vent, vent, I'd rather vent with that baseball bat I mentioned.

Okay, enough, hi all, just here for a minute, hope everyone's okay, miss you all bunches, just been busy lately.

Take care of Starby for me when I'm not here, k? And stop trying to eat her, she's got enough problems, we'll catch her and cook her when she's doing a bit better, promise.

So Starby, am I hopping in my car? Hmmmm, should I dig out the baseball bat? You let me know, or better yet, hop in your car and come here, we'll protect you, I have three dogs now, he wouldn't stand a chance against them.

Alty out, gotta sleep, so tired.

Bye my AMHD peeps.

spyderglass · Oct 15, 2008, 10:23 PM

Alty is such a great Queen isn't she? Taking care of Starbs. It makes me want to cry.

starbuck8 · Oct 15, 2008, 11:54 PM

I will fill you all in tomorrow! The cops once again, no surprise, were of little help. They are going to get back, although I could be a purplish color by then from holding my breath, but I'm beat, and my computer is just not coopererating again anyway...so I'm outta here! I'm going to lay down and try and forget about the day I guess. G'nite kids!

Again, thankyou you guys!! I am so glad I have my AMHD family! You don't know how much I appreciate you guys being here when crap like this happens. You sure do come running faster that the cops do, that for damn sure.

Thankyou Alty for staying on the phone with me. Love ya!!....Love all you guys!! Okay...tears! I better go and get myself together and get to sleep. Phone is unplugged, so no calls will be heard, baseball bats in position by the doors, knife within reach, and 911 is just 3 #'s away...like that will help...but hey. Got the homemade pepper spray out again, and all of the other tricks up my sleeve, so maybe I'll get a couple of hrs of decent sleep. Nite nite!

albear · Oct 16, 2008, 02:11 AM

good morning shiny happy people, or not so happy or shiny by the sound of things, sorry to hear things arent going to well sneezy and starby i can only hope things start to get better for you guys, take care.

Jesushelper76 · Oct 16, 2008, 02:44 AM

So sorry your still going through all that crap starby, wish the pigs would get off their fat asses and do something for a change.... Man, anyway wishing things will get better soon. Take care.

Joe

HistorianChick · Oct 16, 2008, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by friend4u178

She is now starty..................she even has her own official badge now

Just a little something I whipped up

I'm a Duck Plucker!!! Woo- hoo! Love,love, love the badge, M! You ROCK!

Starby - don't worry, my favorite tv show is Alias.....

I'm so sorry to hear about your night, Starby! That really stinks. Did you report it? Maybe this will light a fire under the cops.... I'm so sorry. You know, you are familiar with my area anyways.... come on down for a visit. I'll take care of you.

Sneezy dear.... blood in Nadia?? Poor thing! Take care of yourself and get rest! Drop off the chicken and take the day off. Seriously.

Send me your mailing address......

Unknown008 · Oct 16, 2008, 06:46 AM

Hi ya all in here... in for a sec, just had time to see the previous posts on my page and the last page on which i posted. I did a typo mistake... my illness did it, yup. But it seems that it was funny, Mr. Drizzle, lol, sorry for the peculiar (?) welcome, but it made me lmao when i read the posts.

Starby and Sneezer, sorry to hear the problems you had....

try putting some trap above the door, i dunno starby... like an iron! Imagine if he received one on his head on entering

. The cops only need to pick him up. Well, good luck.



At Ask Me Help Desk you can ask questions in any topic and have them answered for free by our experts. To ask questions or participate in answering them you must register for a free account. By registering you will be able to: Get free answers from experts in any of our 300+ topics. Accept money for answers that you provide. Communicate privately with other members (PM). See fewer ads. Sign Up!