The castle went under major repair. The roof has been replaced (sorry about the dripping
and the drafts), the pond has been cleaned (those ducklings sure do poo a lot), and the rooms have all been painted and refurnished.
Sheriff, it's come to my attention that there is a bandit in the area. Apparently he wants to kidnap me, hold me for ransom. I will need you to recruit more Deputies and protect me, with your life.
Sunny, Red, I revamped the lounge. There's a dance floor now and new bar stools.
Adam, Bear, Unky, I need you three to feed the crocks. I hired someone to feed them while we were gone, but that person took the money and ran. They haven't been fed in a month. Proceed with caution.
M, sweetie, honey, baby, Jo's family sent Kevin to me, you remember Kevin, the kangaroo you sent her? He's tearing my house apart so I brought him to the castle. I have no idea how to care for him though (so much for Pet expert) so can you? I put him in your room. Sorry.
Everyone else, come on in, the ghosts are friendly and the beer is free.
Oh, will someone clean off the Starby statue? Pigeons seem to have made a nest on her. There's bleach in the kitchen pantry.
Now, let's get the party started.
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