horn blower

kp2171 · #1 Apr 5, 2006, 02:31 PM

since many of us are pounding out qualifications.

degrees in chemistry & biology.

taught chemistry to confused pharmacy, bio, chem students at Drake University for....ummm...lets say 7 years. something like that. most proficient in organic chem. when in doubt about the chemicals that catalyse a reaction on a test, write "*poof*".... poof reagent is not a real answer but it'll make the teacher smile at least while you get an "F".

worked for a manufacturing company that formulates and makes ink for the flexible packaging industry. i know what you're thinking.... that just must make me a chick magnet at parties.

well i met my lovely wife there so "HA!"

and as a father of a 2 year old boy the only parties i go to involve bringing wet wipes and cheerios.

im also the stepfather of a 19 year old daughter. shes as nuts as i am. we're more like brother and sister, and her mother just doesn't get our insane humor and inside jokes. llama llama duck.

six years married to a beautiful italian-american lady who loves to shame boys. she called the president of her company "bunny" once in the middle of a heated discussion. nothing will derail a man's mental process like calling him bunny.... uh, so i've heard. or calling him mr. pi$$ypants. or asking him about his "huffy" bike. it goes on and on...

eight months after my son was born i quit teaching and started chasing him around the house during the day. he's cute, naughty (like his mother), and a huge flirt. we have therefore started a college fund/bail money fund.

got a small candle business we started several years ago and grew through fundraisers at schools and church events. some days it pays the mortgage.

i still tutor confused students in chem mostly. sometimes med school prep. sometimes HS please-help-my-son-graduate tutoring.

what else can i do?

i can juggle three balls, put my leg behind my head, and sing random songs from veggie tales. not all at once, but if i could would THAT make me a chick magnet?? eh. a boy can dream.

nuff for now. maybe ill add more later.

Kris1013 · Mar 20, 2007, 11:27 AM

Thanks so much for your advice earlier...I started looking at your about me and thought I'd tell you that you sound like a great person...down to earth I mean. You're smart yet you have balls and a heart. Don't take me the wrong way, I just wanted to say that some of your posts are really well thought out and funny as hell!

Thanks again,
Kris