| No dude, you are not a Greek citizen any more. Why would you want to be, anyway? Everybody knows that they are all weird, eat weird food, and have perverted sex habits anyway!! (Greek style???? ugggh)
And the women there don't shave their armpits, or their legs, and don't even wear deoderant!!
The food there is so gross, they have a tradition of hurling their dinner plates to the floor, shattering them to pieces! And they have an alcoholic drink there called retsina that tastes like turpentine! All the better to get stinking drunk and violate the local sheep!!
OOOPPPAAAHHHHHH!!!! |