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Old Sep 10, 2007, 03:57 PM
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Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Jeff Foxworthy is funny here.

glumbert.com - Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

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Old Sep 12, 2007, 04:01 AM   #31  
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You are on the metric system Capuchin. That's why you got it wrong. Any adult here in the States should know that there are 3 feet in a yard, and she guessed 350 something? Gimme a break the woman was not just a flake, she was a full blown blizzard.

I noticed the kid was not that smart either, instead of feet she wrote 78 (I assumed she meant 'inches')..

Brrrrrr, it's getting colder.....
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I think she was planted there to give an "incorrect" answer to throw off the contestant...
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They're all spies!
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They're all spies!

I KNEW IT!!!!!

It's all a big plot by the networks to keep us addicted.
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It seems to be working...
I can't help but watch to see how much I've forgotten...
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I read to kids a lot. I use encyclopedias with a lot of pictures... the pictures are for them, but the text helps me refresh my knowledge. My favorites are the old 1976 Bicentennial editions.. lots of pictures there. Content has nothing new to me, but all new to them -we all come out winning something.

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... wow!

im reminded of this image....

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I was looking for that picture of me from 30 years ago..

Where did you find it?

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LOL. oh is that you?...man, sorry for posting it...lol...
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Either that or I've got a twin out there...

Which would be super..

Or, a clone..

Which would be OK too as long as education level is beyond 5th grade..

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