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Old Oct 13, 2007, 05:27 PM
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You Gotta Read These!
The World's Shortest Books:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
by Nancy Pelosi

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Old Oct 13, 2007, 05:31 PM   #2  
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LMAO. Where did you find such a treasure? I am rushing to amazon.com and see if I can get my copies before they all get sold out. lol.

Thanks so much for posting this. What a riot! That book by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton must be one of those five minute readers.
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Old Oct 13, 2007, 05:36 PM   #3  
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Now, here is book club I can be down with!! PMSL!!!
Hard cover or paperback... these are going to be on the best dwellers list...
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Some more very short books AND their accompanying movie adaptations:


1) The complete Iraqi WMD photo album
by Donald Rumsfeld

Original title: "Don't look at me! I thought WMD's were a deli sandwich!"

a great short film as well: YouTube - RUMSFELD'S BEST

2) What I recall about the firing of 7 US Attorneys
By Alberto Gonzales

Also released in Poland under the title: "Hey, I was told they were all just getting canned for sexual reasons!"

The film: YouTube - I Don't Recall - Alberto Gonzales Hearing

3) Field hunting safety manual for bird shooting
By Richard "D" Cheney

Original title: "On second thought, he did look pretty well dressed - for a quail!"

YouTube - *EXCLUSIVE VIDEO!* Cheney Hunting

4) The Post-Katrina Action manual - rolled up sleeves included
Also penned by Richard Cheney and "Brownie"

Was originally titled: "That low pressure system does look a bit...large!"

Film Version: YouTube - Heck of a job Brownie

4B) The Sequel: YouTube - Cheney - Go Yourself

4) The complete Bathroom Etiquette guide
Senator Craig (Idaho)

In France it roughly translates to: "The subtle allure of a wide stance."

The Short film: YouTube - If Larry Craig were Gay

5) I Have a Plan
By George Bush

(Sometimes confused with I have a dream.)

Original title: "Mission Accomplished."

And the film version by Dave Chapelle: YouTube - BLACK BUSH
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[quote=shygrneyzs]LMAO. Where did you find such a treasure?QUOTE]

I'm glad that you liked them! A friend emailed them to me just tonight.
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What a riot! I especially like the titles in numbers 4 and 5!

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4) The complete Bathroom Etiquette guide
Senator Craig (Idaho)

In paperbook in England it's simply titled: "The subtle allure of a wide stance."

5) I Have a Plan
By George Bush

(Sometimes confused with I have a dream.)

Original title: "Mission Accomplished."
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Thx.

Was a spontaneous writing.....Most things I do have to pass network censors :-)
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LOL I wanna join the book club just to read the titles I wish I could think up things like that!
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