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Old Oct 8, 2007, 08:49 AM
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A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the crap out of him...
Like his mother used to do.

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Old Oct 8, 2007, 09:42 AM   #2  
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ha, i loved it. reminds me of stuff my mom says.
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Old Oct 9, 2007, 07:59 PM   #3  
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Lmao!!
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Haha, luv it..
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 11:54 AM   #5  
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I love this one!!
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At my current mood, this was just what I needed!

YOU MADE MY DAY!

Thanks ever so much

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