So I am running amillion errands before haging out wiht freinds, and on my way out of my car to go and take care of my bank matters I slip and fall .I t hurts so bad I am about to cry when I turn around to see what i slipped on, adn I kid you not it was a banana peel. i tell you those near tears turned into hysterical laughter because honestly who slips on a banana peel its like something straight out of a cartoon. I laughed non stop for 3 hours and periodiclly for weeks I would just start cracking up.
Another time i went to a party wiht some friends as teh sober driver, the party is over so we at this small taco shop, while waiting i decide to sit on the back of the seat, bcause clearly it willbe bolted down....it wasn't was teh loudest boom i've ever heard. it was hilarious as my friends asked are you sure your the sober one? my otehr friend laughed and said " I Love you, your the only person i know who can be sober in a group of drunk people and look drunker than they are, it's amazing, I wish i had that gift, be so much cheaper"
I am also the only person I know who has locked 3 sets of keys in their car...at the same time. I thought crawdads there went the rason for three sets of keys."
or the time where i was trying so hard to impress this guy as we wre eating ( i eat fast) so in an effort to eat slower and more "ladylike" i was putting my fork down, all was going well until about 15 mintues into it when i put my forked down and launched a tomato acroos the reastraunt, just kept saying man i hope he didn't see that.
or the other time i was trying to impress a guy i liked, was walking through this circular gate thing, it was metal bars that go around, well i walked the wrong way and was walking aaroud it it stoped i kept going and smakced into the pole. it was hilarious.
i quite trying to impress guys, totaly bad for my health lol,